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Since you already know I'm a weirdo (right?)~
As I was reading this, I thought "Ah, a well written meme." People who, things that, places where etc. Common slang today is "people that," "they guy that. . ." and so forth which demotes humans to things. I actually don't care for Dr. Seuss's books, but appreciate him as a wordsmith which was his passion. He actually didn't care for children (from what I've read). I've learned to get over it, but I really do love words so appreciate their proper use
Don't try this at home. short. Full screen.
Two condoms on a nightstand look down and see an unrolled condom on the floor cussing and yelling all sorts of profanity. One of the condoms asks, what in the world is wrong with that condom on the floor?! The other replies, Oh, he just got pissed off.
True story: Wife and I were on a cruse that I won at work. Went to a comedy act thing and they had a contest going on where married couples had to guess what their spouse would answer given several questions. They had one couple married over 40 years, a couple married for 10 years and a couple that were to be married the next day. One of the questions was "what is your husbands favorite condiment". Of course the experienced married couples got it right and in both it was mustard. The couple (not yet married and their families all there) was next. The woman said Ketchup. When he came out and they asked him he said "Trojans". Everyone on the ship ragged him for that the rest of the cruise.
I had read that this Peter Pan remake was Disney-gone-super-woke. So I went to search out the trailer.
OK. So Peter Pan is now Indian, Tinkerbell is Black, and the Lost Boys are girls. Seems perfectly congruous with the original movie. The best part are the comments below the trailer (you have to go to the YouTube site to see the comments I believe - I don't think they will show up in the above preview video.
"I love the part where Wendy steps up to a podium, and says into a microphone, "I have a dream...". Truly inspirational."
"Moved me to tears when Wendy pushed Peter out of the sky—-as he tumbled down to earth, he let out the epic line “as you wish!”"
"I loved the part where Peter Pan said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." Moved me to tears."
"The part where Peter said "tinkerbell I am your father" was stunning and brave."
"I like the part where Peter Pan told Captain Hook “Do I feel lucky. Well, do y’all punk?” Sends chills through my spine."
"I loved the part where Peter says to Wendy, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn". Brought me to tears"
"I love the part where Wendy says to Captain Hook, "You have stolen my dreams and my childhood! How DARE you!""
It appears that Disney's remake here might not be universally appreciated by Peter Pan fans.
OK. So Peter Pan is now Indian, Tinkerbell is Black, and the Lost Boys are girls. Seems perfectly congruous with the original movie. The best part are the comments below the trailer (you have to go to the YouTube site to see the comments I believe - I don't think they will show up in the above preview video.
"I love the part where Wendy steps up to a podium, and says into a microphone, "I have a dream...". Truly inspirational."
"Moved me to tears when Wendy pushed Peter out of the sky—-as he tumbled down to earth, he let out the epic line “as you wish!”"
"I loved the part where Peter Pan said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." Moved me to tears."
"The part where Peter said "tinkerbell I am your father" was stunning and brave."
"I like the part where Peter Pan told Captain Hook “Do I feel lucky. Well, do y’all punk?” Sends chills through my spine."
"I loved the part where Peter says to Wendy, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn". Brought me to tears"
"I love the part where Wendy says to Captain Hook, "You have stolen my dreams and my childhood! How DARE you!""
It appears that Disney's remake here might not be universally appreciated by Peter Pan fans.
I heard they were doing that but had not heard what movie. Perhaps folks will go back to reading the “real” stories that didn’t all have happy endings but often had valuable lessons.
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so the new ledfty version steals famous tag lines from others to make their thing appealk to others? just like the leftioes---they cant come up with anything original, they steal what others made and then hijack it while patting themselves on thebacl for how wonderful they are. they dont create--they steal and then mess things up. kinda like the black Wizard of Oz. pitiful
Looks like a waste of film to me......
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"
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I had a dear friend who has since passed away, but he was a road warrior of much the same ilk. If it could go wrong it did and it happened to him. His stories about airline travel were funnier than any stand-up comedy I ever heard. We were always in tears laughing when he told stories. I miss him a lot.
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