Jokes and Humor

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[backlash]

Looks great to me! What's the problem? LOL

I don't think my wife could push it.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

True story, during the night a big winter storm washed out the potholes in the freeway going up the mtn. I missed the biggest pothole that morning at the exit by my house. 100’s of other people didn’t. There were uncounted hubcaps scattered for the next 100yrds.

When I came home traffic was backed up onto the freeway at my exit. There was a 'used hubcap' business there. Evidently the owner went out during the day and gathered up all those lost hubcaps.

That afternoon he was selling hubcaps back their owners… traffic was a mess!!! I laughed all the way home… capitalism works!!!

 

[Lenny]

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It should be, "....but it's SNOT"

 

[Woody]

Looks great to me! What's the problem? LOL

Problem? Yeah, there is a problem…


With two of them, there is going to be a small swath unmowed between them. Unless he synchronized the blades to overlap like a machinegun to the propeller timing on a biplane. I would think he needs a third one, set out front and the other two spread apart more. This way he has a little overlap on all the blades and no ridge of grass in a week that stands out as ‘missed’.

 

[Pearl]

Problem? Yeah, there is a problem…


With two of them, there is going to be a small swath unmowed between them. Unless he synchronized the blades to overlap like a machinegun to the propeller timing on a biplane. I would think he needs a third one, set out front and the other two spread apart more. This way he has a little overlap on all the blades and no ridge of grass in a week that stands out as ‘missed’.

You get making the "triple threat" mower! Ya know, with different motors one is going to run out of gas before the other!!

 

[Lenny]

Problem? Yeah, there is a problem…


With two of them, there is going to be a small swath unmowed between them. Unless he synchronized the blades to overlap like a machinegun to the propeller timing on a biplane. I would think he needs a third one, set out front and the other two spread apart more. This way he has a little overlap on all the blades and no ridge of grass in a week that stands out as ‘missed’.

I was joking......it's the Redneck coming out in me.

 

[Sparky_D]

Problem? Yeah, there is a problem…


With two of them, there is going to be a small swath unmowed between them. Unless he synchronized the blades to overlap like a machinegun to the propeller timing on a biplane. I would think he needs a third one, set out front and the other two spread apart more. This way he has a little overlap on all the blades and no ridge of grass in a week that stands out as ‘missed’.

Simple solution.

Just add a 3rd mower in the front for a Flying (or in this case cutting) "V" formation.
You could even use a smaller deck with a single wheel if your welds are good enough.

 

[Woody]

 

[Supervisor42]

Not enough funnies for today.
Humor, this one had me laughing out loud. I love their "boink" sound effect.
Less than 2 minutes:

 

[dademoss]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

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[VThillman]

A basic misconception here . . . maybe two of them?

 

[joel]

A basic misconception here . . . maybe two of them?

Old joke, not funny the first time.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[VThillman]

Old joke, not funny the first time.

The "style" is the ancient, traditional procedure for the Inuit. As a joke it, um, falls flat.

 

[VThillman]

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An "internal dialogue" means talking to oneself - and answering. More like too much going on in there.

 

[joel]

Maybe.......
James Stewart
Harvey 1950
Directed by Henry Koster
A man whose best friend is a pooka named Harvey, a 6 ft 3+1⁄2 in (1.92 m) tall white invisible rabbit, sister tries to have him committed to a sanatorium.

 

[LadyLocust]

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Looks like it’s working

 

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[Morgan101]

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I love this. Reminds me of a quote from Mark Twain. "A man who doesn't read has no advantage over a man who can't read."

 

[dademoss]

 

[Rocky's Way]

Old joke, not funny the first time.

Sorry, I beg to differ. First time I've heard it and I thought it was hysterical.

I guess, different strokes for different folks.

There's an intentional pun there. Heh heh.

 

[Weedygarden]

THE POTATO STORY​

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
And when she went out west to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just......

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?

OK! Here it is!







A COMMON TATER

 

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