Jokes and Humor

[Sparky_D]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Supervisor42]

You said you wanted 'fresh fish', well hereya go :

 

[Peanut]

Next!

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

Now this is focusing on the task at hand!!

 

[Peanut]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Peanut]

Next!

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This would be a lot more believable with there were beer cans and mud tires in view...

Hey Virgil, bet I can land the glider in the top of that tree!

And there is only one tree in sight!!! How does anyone accidentally hit it?

How unlucky can one person be? I'm not gettin' in a vehicle with that guy, might drive off the side of the mtn.

 

[backlash]

The first time I drove a 3 wheeler I hit the only tree in a 20 acre pasture.

 

[joel]

The first time I drove a 3 wheeler I hit the only tree in a 20 acre pasture.

Pictures, show us pictures.

 

[Woody]

The first time I drove a 3 wheeler I hit the only tree in a 20 acre pasture.

That is some damn fine driving right there! Most everyone else could not hit that tree.

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[dademoss]

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Spikedriver]

 

[Woody]

 

[Cascadian]

My nephew's wife left him, divorced him and then complained to my wife he was now sleeping with all her friends. My wife said well at least he didn't do it while you were married. Maybe he was a keeper. Come to think of it you probably shouldn't have told them all he was good in bed.

 

[Pearl]

GIRLS! Choose wisely......!

 

[Supervisor42]

GIRLS! Choose wisely......!

Yep. Many of them dream of a handsome, charming, debonair, hunk and think: "Rolls Royce".
...But in the long term, they really want a "John Deere" (double-pun for the joke), that will crank up every morning and get the work done.

 

[Peanut]

A few days ago I was in the electronics section of the wall. Didn’t want to shop, but had to. Anyway, I see a young man and his wife trying to maneuver a 65" tv in a grocery cart. Very poorly and I’m thinking ‘they are gonna hurt someone’.

Later, when I got out to my truck I see the same young man and woman. They are trying to get their 65” tv into a fairly new mustang. Thought… this is worth watching!!! So I turned my truck around and sat in comfort.

It was like 2 of the 3 stooges trying to put this giant tv in this little car. It was hysterical!!!! They finally decided it might fit if they took it out of the box…. I laughed till I hurt!!! They actually took it out of the box which was only an inch bigger than the tv.


They were on the phone when I left… probably calling someone with a truck.

 

[bkt]

A few days ago I was in the electronics section of the wall. Didn’t want to shop, but had to. Anyway, I see a young man and his wife trying to maneuver a 65" tv in a grocery cart. Very poorly and I’m thinking ‘they are gonna hurt someone’.

Later, when I got out to my truck I see the same young man and woman. They are trying to get their 65” tv into a fairly new mustang. Thought… this is worth watching!!! So I turned my truck around so I could sit in comfort.

It was like 2 of the 3 stooges trying to put this giant tv in this little car. It was hysterical!!!! They finally decide it might fit if they took it out of the box…. I laughed till I hurt!!! They actually took it out of the box which was only an inch bigger than the tv.


They were on the phone when I left… probably calling someone with a truck.

I've witnessed this same thing many times, myself. That's proof we live among zombies: people who are brain-dead and can't grasp basic spatial relations issues.

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Cascadian]

I've witnessed this same thing many times, myself. That's proof we live among zombies: people who are brain-dead and can't grasp basic spatial relations issues.

Who knew this toy was so pivotal to society.