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She might be upset with herself when she can't get to work the next morning.

Be sensible about money. Brew your own wine. So you can drive.

...but not after you've had a lot of wine. That would be dangerous.
 
Time for my infamous trailer park margaritas again.
1 2 liters bottle of Mt Dew.
1/2 a can of pineapple juice (12 Oz)
2 lemons juiced.
salt to taste mix 60/40 with tequila in a salty rim glass full of crushed ice. garnish with peanuts.


And my bottle of dew leaked...Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
 
A few years back I went to a wedding where the groom was wearing a kilt and he had a Sporran and I told him that it was probably to hold the balls that were cut off his enemies, he told me that actually it was for small bottles of Jamison Whiskey.
 
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