Jokes and Humor

[Woody]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Supervisor42]

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Oddly enough, that would probably work great.

 

[Magus]

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I'll take handmade castle for the win Chuck!

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Cascadian]

You spelled north western
Mexico wrong.

 

[Cascadian]

My grandson just asked me what is the difference between smite and smack. I said a couple hundred years.

 

[rusty]

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'...!
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar ...
'HE LIVES IN A HOME, WITH MY NON-STOP CHATTING AND NAGGING WIFE, HE'S TRYING TO CATCH UP ON HIS SLEEP .. CAN I COME WITH HIM TOMORROW ....???'..............

 

[rusty]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/143/782/775/original/638510a15b3d761e.mp4

 

[backlash]

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The idiots already left their villages and moved to what is now it's called Congress.

 

[Haertig]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/shootout...ce-between-cars-causing-innocent-driver-crash

Shootout erupts on California freeway as bullets bounce between cars causing innocent driver to crash

Bouncing bullets? I wonder it those passed the FBI minimum penetration tests?

 

[havasu]

 

[Magus]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/shootout...ce-between-cars-causing-innocent-driver-crash


Bouncing bullets? I wonder it those passed the FBI minimum penetration tests?

Standard issue Seattle 9MM. LOL Rrrrrrubberbiscuit?!

 

[dademoss]

Standard issue Seattle 9MM. LOL Rrrrrrubberbiscuit?!

I have found "ON target" to be far more useful.

 

[angie_nrs]

That would be AWESOME!!

 

[Peanut]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/shootout...ce-between-cars-causing-innocent-driver-crash
Bouncing bullets? I wonder it those passed the FBI minimum penetration tests?

I got a job transfer to LA just as freeway shootings became popular. I remember thinking these people are nuts!

But after living there 6 months... i understood the motivation... They were still nuts but they were provoked!!! Just one of many reasons I wanted out of that town. The streets were far more dangerous than the freeway.

 

[Cascadian]

Today we were walking down the path to the local swimming hole. My wife saw some trash and said is that someones underwear.
I said no it's a fishing net, but I like the way you think.

 

[The Lazy L]

 

[Magus]

My dad would have had it changed while that guy was griping.

 

[Woody]

 

[dademoss]