Jokes and Humor

[Pearl]

Both of us?

And I would need a jacket!!

 

[dademoss]

And I would need a jacket!!

Not fair, all I have are texas jokes, and I was born there

 

[Magus]

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I got permabanned after that card game with Lucifer and Asmodeus got out of hand and spilled over into the "Unfaithful nun" area.

 

[Haertig]

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/f...hs-avoid-unwanted-male-interaction-study-says
This has happened to me a few times as well.

 

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[kd4ulw]

 

[Frodo]

Move only 1 coin to reverse the line
It is 4-3-2-1. Make it 1-2-3-4

 

[kd4ulw]

Challenge accepted.

 

[Frodo]

Challenge accepted.

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That was to easy

 

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[Curmudgeon]

 

[Neb]

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I had seen that previously and used it as inspiration.

A few weeks ago The Princess and I were enjoying an adult beverage while watching something. While she wasn't looking I did up a pair of cans like that. When asked what that was about I dropped that line on her. She has yet to toss those cans. With 50+ years singing in the church choir she CAN relate.

Ben

 

[Haertig]

Wow, a 12oz can of Jack Daniel's might do you in. I can see why it's the leader of the choir.

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Lenny]

 

[Peanut]

A little late...

 

[Peanut]

 

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[Peanut]

spooky season is around the corner...

 

[LadyLocust]

spooky season is around the corner...

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Help me out. I don’t know who this person is.

 

[Fireman13]

Vlad the Impaler: Between Fact and Fiction

 

[Caribou]

Help me out. I don’t know who this person is.

Vlad the Impailer was the inspiration for Dracula.

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[LadyLocust]

Vlad the Impailer was the inspiration for Dracula.

I was suspicious that was him. I’d never seen a picture but have read of him. Pretty gross

 

[LadyLocust]

Vlad the Impailer was the inspiration for Dracula.

Also the inspiration for shush kabobs?

 

[Amish Heart]

Ha Ha...that ark funny.
Was reading Genesis with husband. Realized God had Noah bring seven of each animal in the ark, not two of each. When the waters subsided, and they came out of the ark, Noah had a barbeque and God thought it smelled good.

 

[joel]

Ha Ha...that ark funny.
Was reading Genesis with husband. Realized God had Noah bring seven of each animal in the ark, not two of each. When the waters subsided, and they came out of the ark, Noah had a barbeque and God thought it smelled good.

Seven of the clean animals, also feed the carnivores of the ark for forty days.