Jokes and Humor

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Pearl]

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Milk

 

[Magus]

Attachment showing coins arranged by size in the hand....
It appears there are $1 and $2 coins in the picture..
))) (((
I do this also at times with a bit of time to kill...
I hate having to use the penny.. They are such a pain in the neck to use.. I do miss one and two dollar coins.. Heavy, but more convenient to use than paper dollars and pennies..

Do what I do, drop a nickel's worth of pennies in your wallet. : )
instant odd change.

 

[Cascadian]

The milk has gone bad.

 

[Magus]

So has the government.

 

[bkt]

So has the government.

From what I can see, they all have - everywhere.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[joel]

Attachment showing coins arranged by size in the hand....
It appears there are $1 and $2 coins in the picture..
))) (((
I do this also at times with a bit of time to kill...
I hate having to use the penny.. They are such a pain in the neck to use.. I do miss one and two dollar coins.. Heavy, but more convenient to use than paper dollars and pennies..

I carry $20-$50 & a $1.00 coin, a quarter, & two dimes

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Pearl]

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Couldn't see it through the German Shepherd hair!!

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[backlash]

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Try that in a travel trailer. It's a 2 person job and takes forever.
My wife and I always make a bed together even at home.
We do that mostly to keep the other one from not taking more than their share of the covers plus it's easier and faster.

 

[Woody]

A Husband and Wife went shopping together just before Christmas. The wife quickly noticed that her husband was missing and because they had a lot to do she called him on his cell phone.

After the husband picked up the phone his wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do!"

He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up and said "Yes, I do remember that shop!!!" she replied.

"Well I am in the yoyo shop next door to that.

 

[Woody]