Jokes and Humor

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Pearl]

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Years ago I helped a woman clean her walk in pantry. We found two big bags of 6 year old candy corn! She actually opened one and tried it ! Said it tasted good! FYI, she is still living!

 

[Curmudgeon]

I have always liked CC, I know a lot of folks don't.

 

[Magus]

Its a condiment.

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[dademoss]

Don't forget your Flu Shots

 

[Haertig]

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/rachel-bilson-weird-40-year-old-single-men-4-sex-partners

Rachel Bilson suggests it’s ‘weird’ if 40-year-old single men only had 4 sex partners

Who is this person, to be giving out sex advice?

Bilson, 42, shares daughter Briar Rose with ex Hayden Christensen

Yeuch. I'm definitely not listening to advice from this incestuous "sex therapist" now.

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Magus]

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/rachel-bilson-weird-40-year-old-single-men-4-sex-partners


Who is this person, to be giving out sex advice?



Yeuch. I'm definitely not listening to advice from this incestuous "sex therapist" now.

Four at a time?! Who is this ubermensch? I'll bet he lives on cocaine and Wheaties!
Ohhh. In a LIFETIME! I was feeling really inadequate for a minute there!

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Cascadian]

When my son got married the toast I gave went as follows " congratulations on finding Mr. Right. He probably neglected to tell you his first name is always".

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

Not really humor, nor a joke. But did make me smile and I hope it does you also. It took me many, many years before I realized what this man talks about... Too many. I did not know how good I had it, when i had it good and I went and chased what I thougth would be 'better'.

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/149/528/764/playable/ed3b3c5a742f3664.mp4

 

[Woody]