Jokes and Humor

[Mad Dog 1]

Related to car seatbelt alarms, newer cars are becoming the worst. New Subaru's never stop dinging.
Many new vehicles interpret items sitting on seats (e.g. groceries) as an occupant and will give you the dings. If it's in the backseat, they may give you a warning to check your back seat when you shut the vehicle off.
They sell seatbelt extenders that just clip into the existing belts which then turns off the alarm. These are also handy for belt clasps that are too far recessed and some people have a hard time buckling in.

Here's a 2-pack for under $10.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1TB5CG8

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Wait till the cars reports you via Wi-Fi for using them , does not start until you put in the proper belt , in fact leave it in if the seat is empty , can stick a 50 kg bag of sand on the seat as your passenger

 

[Lenny]

 

[Lenny]

Chant this:

Everybody is doing it, doing it.
Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it.
Little kids think it's bubblegum, but it's snot.

 

[Lenny]