Jokes and Humor

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Bacpacker]

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I have a little sign on my door at work. 3 levels of payment. I'll have to get a pic of it. Still haven't gotten a dime from it.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

Louisiana Reindeer

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

Louisiana Reindeer


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wait til yall see santa born on the bayou

(for sale on amazon lol )

 

[jazzy]

what do you call friends you like to go out and eat with?
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ha!
--insert laugh from coach n cheers--lol

sorry it was so dumb i had to share.

 

[Lenny]

There once was a man named Santini,
who spilled gin on his weenie.
Being uncouth, he added vermouth
and slipped his wife a martini.

 

[Tim Horton]

what do you call friends you like to go out and eat with?
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ha!
--insert laugh from coach n cheers--lol

sorry it was so dumb i had to share.

BWAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA....
Now THAT is funny, I don't care who you are...

 

[montanabill]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Patchouli]

 

[Patchouli]

@dademoss I keep seeing short videos or whatever of dogs and cats watching tv, WATCHING TV, then reacting to the action!! Our dog and cat can’t be bothered.

 

[Pearl]

@dademoss I keep seeing short videos or whatever of dogs and cats watching tv, WATCHING TV, then reacting to the action!! Our dog and cat can’t be bothered.

Bear doesn't bother, unless there are animals on TV! Then they need to get out of his house!!

 

[Cascadian]

Our Rottie tries to eat the tv when a liberty commercial comes on. I wonder if a competitor would be interested?

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Caribou]

Bear doesn't bother, unless there are animals on TV! Then they need to get out of his house!!

Mom’s dog starts barking at any dog on the TV. I get up and start petting the TV dog, that gets her whining.

 

[Tim Horton]

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I prefer the bags from the nearest home improvement store.. They are a bit bigger and much heavier plastic.. They hold more and hold up much better then grocery or Walmart bags..

 

[Lenny]

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That's a pretty serious decision! I hope you make the right choice.
You don't want the ladies yelling at you for not matching up colors right! LOL

 

[Pearl]

That's a pretty serious decision! I hope you make the right choice.
You don't want the ladies yelling at you for not matching up colors right! LOL

One of my 94 year old friends asked her neighbor if she had any extra grocery bags because she was running out of 'trash' bags! The neighbor asked her what color! My friend replied, "Dollar General preferably"!! They both looked at me funny as I was laughing hysterically!!

 

[Lenny]

I took this picture yesterday at Walmart. Look at the lower part. I don't think "HO HO HO......" is the right thing to put on there!

 

[Pearl]

I took this picture yesterday at Walmart. Look at the lower part. I don't think "HO HO HO......" is the right thing to put on there!

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I kinda think it is!

 

[Lenny]

I kinda think it is!

So, do you think it would be okay for me to walk up to a lady wearing one to ask her if she's advertising? LOL