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Yesterday at 6:28 PM

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jazzy

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Yesterday at 8:45 PM

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Bacpacker

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Yesterday at 8:46 PM

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jazzy said:
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I have a little sign on my door at work. 3 levels of payment. I'll have to get a pic of it. Still haven't gotten a dime from it.

jazzy

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Yesterday at 8:54 PM

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jazzy

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Yesterday at 9:10 PM

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Louisiana Reindeer

jazzy

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Yesterday at 9:16 PM

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jazzy

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Yesterday at 10:22 PM

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jazzy said:
Louisiana Reindeer

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wait til yall see santa born on the bayou

(for sale on amazon lol )

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jazzy

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Today at 12:23 AM

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what do you call friends you like to go out and eat with?
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.taste buds

ha!
--insert laugh from coach n cheers--lol

sorry it was so dumb i had to share.

Last edited: Today at 12:41 AM

Lenny

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Today at 10:58 AM

#35,654

There once was a man named Santini,
who spilled gin on his weenie.
Being uncouth, he added vermouth
and slipped his wife a martini.

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