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i want to shake this guys hand. i know some of yall are gonna want to try this out

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dademoss said:
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I particularly like the three gears at the top that are interlocked and thus can't move!

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My kid was complaining that it's cold in the house. I told her to go stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.

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d_marsh said:
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COOL WHIP MAKES THINGS WORSE, use REAL whipped cream.

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dademoss said:
COOL WHIP MAKES THINGS WORSE, use REAL whipped cream.

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d_marsh said:
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Even our cats that love whipped cream won't touch that

in a tub.

WHIPPED TOPPING.

https://www.eatthis.com/cool-whip-ingredients/

The containers are good for stuff you are putting in the trash

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