Jokes and Humor

[Haertig]

Men are like porta potties. All the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap!! I've got a bunch of these jokes! Men are like lawnmowers. You're either riding one or pushing one around!!

Definition of a man: That useless blob of flesh attached to the back side of a ****

 

[Caribou]

 

[Lenny]

They spelled 'come' wrong.

 

[Pearl]

 

[Supervisor42]

Too true to be funny.
Let your hubby watch it... (if you can find the key to his cage ).

 

[Pearl]

Too true to be funny.
Let your hubby watch it... (if you can find the key to his cage ).

He's free, locks himself in the cage! I made an extra key!

 

[Supervisor42]

He's free, locks himself in the cage! I made an extra key!

He finally found a way to stay out of trouble? Kudos to him!
... Sometimes I wish I had a cage.

 

[jazzy]

He finally found a way to stay out of trouble? Kudos to him!
... Sometimes I wish I had a cage.

maybe we can take up a collection..........is that a 5X7 or 8X10?

 

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[Peanut]

 

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[INresponse]

Wonderful. Wonderful.

And with that, I leave you with this:
Good night, sleep tight, and pleasant dreams to you. Here's a wish, and a prayer, that every dream comes true. And now until we meet again....adios, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen....good night!

 

[Cascadian]

Do you know why women make great archiologists. Because the love digging up the past.

 

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[Snowman]

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Don't let Al Gor in Your bedroom...!!!

 

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[dademoss]

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I STILL want a tow strap or chain.