Jokes and Humor

[dademoss]

I don't even have pierced ears

Me either

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

Do you know why women make great archiologists. Because the love digging up the past.

lol--yup! and men are great are trying to bury the past so they dont have to ever apologize for dumb stuff they did and want to hide

 

[Neb]

lol--yup! and men are great are trying to bury the past so they dont have to ever apologize for dumb stuff they did and want to hide

And are longer over due to be forgiven for.

Ben

 

[Bacpacker]

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Exercise, Exercise, Exercise

 

[jazzy]

And are longer over due to be forgiven for.

Ben

ah yes, good point. but then how can one be forgiven for something they dont admit or apologize for?

 

[Neb]

ah yes, good point. but then how can one be forgiven for something they dont admit or apologize for?

Isn't once enough?

Ben

 

[Pearl]

ah yes, good point. but then how can one be forgiven for something they dont admit or apologize for?

He doesn't know, he does things right!!

 

[jazzy]

Isn't once enough?

Ben

once would be lovely

 

[Neb]

once would be lovely

In one psalm David wrote...

"... forgive me for my unknown sins."

Ben

 

[Lenny]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[jazzy]

In one psalm David wrote...

"... forgive me for my unknown sins."

Ben

dang youre good.

how bout this--

romans 3:23
For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,
james 4:17
So whoever knows the right thing to do and fails to do it, for him it is sin.

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it can be tough living with someone who wont forgive and tough living with someone who wont take responsibilty and apologize.

i think thats why the good Lord invented pina coladas, little debbies and golf

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[Caribou]

Isn't once enough?

Ben

Not in my experience.

 

[Pearl]

Not in my experience.

Guys need to do stupid stuff repeatedly!!

 

[Caribou]

Guys need to do stupid stuff repeatedly!!

That’s called the second wife.

 

[Lenny]

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IF YOU PUT PINEAPPLES ON PIZZAS YOU HAVE TO GO TO CONFESSION, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT A CATHOLIC!

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[Snowman]

IF YOU PUT PINEAPPLES ON PIZZAS YOU HAVE TO GO TO CONFESSION, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT A CATHOLIC!

but People Love Pineapples on their Hams :

 

[Lenny]

but People Love Pineapples on their Hams :

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A ham is okay but not a pizza.

 

[Snowman]

Has One tried an Hawaiian Pizza :

even Deep Dish :

 

[Snowman]

@Lenny, try one because that is Ham with Pineapple on the Topping..., it is Surprisingly Good...!!!

 

[SoulSeeker]

This burglar breaks into a house. Using a small flashlight to roam around stealing things. He hears a small voice saying "Jesus is gonna get you". Knowing no one was home he didn't know what to think so started to go faster grabbing stuff. He heard it again but closer "Jesus is gonna get you". He finds the voice and it's a parrot watching him. Jesus is gonna get you it said again. Smirking he shines the light around and sees the biggest, meanest looking dog ever! Then you hear "get him Jesus"!

 

[dademoss]

 

[SoulSeeker]

Looks hearty and wholesome to me!

 

[Lenny]

@Lenny, try one because that is Ham with Pineapple on the Topping..., it is Surprisingly Good...!!!

Nope. There are things you don't do. That, letting a drunk borrow your car and dating someone of the same sex.