Jokes and Humor

[PaulKersey]

A blonde goes horse back riding.
It starts out slow, but then the horse starts to gallop.

The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in a stirrup.

The horse doesn't stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down.

She’s screaming and doesn't know what to do.

Finally the Walmart manager comes and unplugs it.

 

[SoJer]

Recalled toys…

Kinda reminds me of My old fav 'Top Ten List'.. Top Ten consumer products - (that didn't quite make it!):

10.The New Ford Pinto Schoolbus
9. Chainsaw Big Wheel
8. Adventure People 'Prison Break' Action Set
7. Date Rape Barbie
6. Tropicana "Taste of Alaska" Breakfast Blubber
5. Dr. Kevorkian 'Sleepytime Herbal Teas'
4. Stridex Medicated Breakfast Waffles
3. Cajun-Style Visine (Lol..)
2. Taco-Bismol
1. Orville Redenbachers' Microwave Home Pregnancy Kit

...and my personal fav - Certs with Ricin...

jd

 

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[Pearl]

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Not real!! Where's the guy who stops it in the right place for the person who is picked to win??!

 

[jazzy]

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i loved this, my brother was a pilot for many years. even if he was Not a pilot he would be the kind of guy that said--yeah, i think i can do that. and give it every ounce of all his best. rip buddy, i miss you

 

[jazzy]

i can confirm this is accurate

 

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[jazzy]

yeah thats me. i am slightly prettier tho.

 

[jazzy]

 

[Pearl]

i can confirm this is accurate


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@jazzy , I think some of your socks have teleported into my dryer!!

 

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