Jokes and Humor

[Magus]

Did you say something?

I always listen to my ladies, I don't date idiots.
Normally they listen to me as well and then we work out something in the middle.
They didn't date idiots either.

 

[Magus]

You may only find this funny if you were military. potty language alert.

 

[jazzy]

these my people. -dang i miss the south sometimes. but not in skeeter season

 

[Lenny]

these my people. -dang i miss the south sometimes. but not in skeeter season


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If y'all don't know what that means, you ain't got no class.

 

[Magus]

We had to give up on our far wood, Fred is too old to go cut it.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Cascadian]

My Internet went out suddenly. I ran outside yelling Wolverines! All I saw was cows.

 

[Mountain trapper]

these my people. -dang i miss the south sometimes. but not in skeeter season


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I don't know how they do it, but a lot hillbillies manage to put an R in oil.

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

I don't know how they do it, but a lot hillbillies manage to put an R in oil.

you spelled erl wrong. y'all need a quart of erl.

 

[jazzy]

 

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[jazzy]

my far wood guy

 

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[Haertig]

I don't know how they do it, but a lot hillbillies manage to put an R in oil.

I remember one trip driving down rural roads with my relatives in south Texas. We jokingly reminded them that "oil wells" are two single-syllable words. Not "Oy-yul Whey-uls"

 

[RATPACKER]

 

[jazzy]

 

[M0del_31]

I remember one trip driving down rural roads with my relatives in south Texas. We jokingly reminded them that "oil wells" are two single-syllable words. Not "Oy-yul Whey-uls"

I don’t know, if they the ones that have them, I think they get to name them

 

[jazzy]

 

[Pearl]

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It's actually MORE effective when you are an adult.... everyone leaves you alone!! Ask me how I know!!

 

[Pearl]

I don’t know, if they the ones that have them, I think they get to name them

I remember someone telling me once that there are no on syllable words in Texas!!

 

[joel]

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We have one of those on HWY 601, but it is in the edge of some pine trees.

 

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