Jokes and Humor

[Peanut]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Richbo69]

wait---wow, i think your on to something here.
so if a modified birdflu experiment can turn dairy cows into dino chickens, what might happen to humans if they get the modified shot? turn us into dino-humans? is that the diabolical plan all along?
ewwww-i aint taking no shots. they look pissed. guess i would be too if my hair looked like that. does that make me dinophobic? this can open a whole new ball of worms.


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As long as I don’t end up with T-Rex arms….that would hamper my sex life…

 

[Amish Heart]

I agree with the cell phone users getting "deleted". Too much like turkeys. Domestic turkeys will see rain and look up to watch, until they drown. That's why we call some people turkeys, can't pour water out of a boot with the directions on the heel.

Is that a wive's tale about drowning turkeys? I raise turkeys and they don't do that. They don't mind hanging out in the rain, though, and guineas don't mind either. They're also game birds.

 

[Pearl]

Is that a wive's tale about drowning turkeys? I raise turkeys and they don't do that. They don't mind hanging out in the rain, though, and guineas don't mind either. They're also game birds.

I thought chickens were the ones that drown in the rain! I'm not really old, not really a wife, but that's the tale I've heard!!

 

[Amish Heart]

I thought chickens were the ones that drown in the rain! I'm not really old, not really a wife, but that's the tale I've heard!!

Our chickens hate the rain. They stay in the coops when it's raining. The turkeys, geese, and guineas don't mind it though.

 

[jazzy]

As long as I don’t end up with T-Rex arms….that would hamper my sex life…

hate to break it to ya but dr billygates dino-humansaurs genetic plans for us all dont include anything like sex. he says dont need it anymore--any and all urges will be nullified by copius amounts of billybudlight and everything will be lab grown from there on.its to save the planet.

 

[jazzy]

apparently a real commercial for a real place.
save this for when life gets you down
youre welcome

 

[Ozarks hillbilly]

Butt drugs…I tried to go in there once, but all the doors said “exit only” how odd…

 

[jazzy]

i thought it was hilarios local commercial

 

[Magus]

Is that a wive's tale about drowning turkeys? I raise turkeys and they don't do that. They don't mind hanging out in the rain, though, and guineas don't mind either. They're also game birds.

Some of the white ones do if they were cage-raised and then just let loose. I've never heard of a free-range bird doing it though. I think the white ones are naturally dumb until they can wander around a few weeks. Just like city folk!

 

[kd4ulw]

@jazzy Butt Drugs was a real pharmacy about 20 minutes from me in Corydon, Indiana. They closed in 2023 after many years in business. Their shirts were very popular, ‘I Butt Drugs’ and the like.

 

[Lenny]

I wonder how many liberals took doses by trying to stick them up their butts!

 

[Amish Heart]

Some of the white ones do if they were cage-raised and then just let loose. I've never heard of a free-range bird doing it though. I think the white ones are naturally dumb until they can wander around a few weeks. Just like city folk!

Nope, our wandering white ones don't do that, either. Neither did our neighbors wandering white ones (meat turkeys, double breasted whites). Although they were pretty dumb and easily distracted.
Wive's tale!

 

[Lenny]

 

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