Jokes and Humor

[Lenny]

 

[Lenny]

 

[Magus]

Why did the fox cross the road in a hurry?
There was an LGBQwerty chasing him wearing a Vixen suit with a 5:00 shadow!

 

[Lenny]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Neb]

View attachment 174338

https://a.co/d/a6hGvgo

Ben

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Magus]

 

[kd4ulw]

For the geeks…

 

[Supervisor42]

View attachment 174304

They love to see me show up ...
Her: "Hey mister, how many boxes of Thin Mints do you want?".
Me: "...How many boxes you got, little lady?".
...Them restocking her, in case I return :

 

[Pearl]

View attachment 174336

We have wild pigs out here he can kill if he wants bacon!!

 

[Magus]

I love wild pork!

 

[Lenny]

We have wild pigs out here he can kill if he wants bacon!!

I'd love to try wild boar meat. Back in the late 1990s my cousin and I, who have never killed one before, decided to go hunting for them on his sister and brother-in-law's ranch just north of Houston. His teenager daughter her friend decided to go along. We were in the woods and heard a heavy grunt. We assumed a protective position because of the kids and waited but the pigs must have went in another direction. We decided to go back to the house because we were concerned about the kids' safety. DARN! I would have loved to try the bacon and other wild boar meat!

 

[Lenny]

 

[Lenny]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[Lenny]

BRILLIANT! I WANT ONE!

 

[Magus]

I'd love to try wild boar meat. Back in the late 1990s my cousin and I, who have never killed one before, decided to go hunting for them on his sister and brother-in-law's ranch just north of Houston. His teenager daughter her friend decided to go along. We were in the woods and heard a heavy grunt. We assumed a protective position because of the kids and waited but the pigs must have went in another direction. We decided to go back to the house because we were concerned about the kids' safety. DARN! I would have loved to try the bacon and other wild boar meat!

There's not a lot of bacon on a wild hog except in late fall. what you want to do is nail a small one and
steam him until the meat falls off the bone and make BBQ or baby back ribs, the rear hams are heavenly as well.

 

[Supervisor42]

BRILLIANT! I WANT ONE!

View attachment 174366

No opaque privacy door?
...and AI needs to work harder on the fan blades.

 

[Magus]

Two woketards walk into a bar...
How did one of them not see it?

 

[Snowman]

View attachment 174358

50 + minutes...!!! You can always move the blip on the line >>>...!!!

 

[zoomzoom]