Jokes and Humor

[Lenny]

 

[Lenny]

 

[RJ2019]

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My youngest makes honking noises at people in the store if he's sitting in the cart.

 

[Pearl]

My youngest makes honking noises at people in the store if he's sitting in the cart.

I do that while pushing the cart!

 

[Pearl]

I do that while pushing the cart!

Also the "move aside" hand wave!!

 

[dademoss]

 

[Snowman]

That poor "Snek" is still at it :

 

[SoulSeeker]

A younger

Pearl!

 

[Lenny]

 

[jazzy]

i want one of these

 

[Peanut]

 

[Lenny]

EUREKA!!!

 

[Pearl]

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I was always suspicious!!

 

[Tim Horton]

A youngerView attachment 174452 Pearl!

Been there, done that... That was my daughter at about that age... No wonder my red hair is white and gone in places now...

 

[Pearl]

A youngerView attachment 174452 Pearl!

My Mom was the Principal's secretary, had to go through her office on my way to the Principal! And I never had a black eye, I handed those out!!

 

[Snowman]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Cascadian]

Today I was re explaining something from last week. I was getting the same counter points as last week showing they didn't listen then. Finally I said I feel like we are just battering a deceased equine. Which made me laugh.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[RJ2019]

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I have one of those at my front door!

 

[Lenny]

SOMEBODY SAID SHE HAS EYES. I'LL GET TO THEM LATER.

 

[Lenny]

 

[Lenny]

 

[Magus]

A kind and generous man goes to heaven, an angel is showing him off to god, then the smell of burning marijuana wafts through and a scrubby old hippie with a guitar walks by.
"Who is that, master?" The man asks. God shrugs. "That's Keith Richards, he was here when I took the job."