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Step#1
Deport y'all.
Step#2
Deport your parents for being too stupid to tell you what you are as a kid.
Step#3
Move the age to buy hair dye and get a piercing to 21.
Step #4
Find all the Fruitbats in the school system that's grooming y'all to be like this and deport them to someplace nice without internet.
Step#6
Classify hentai (anime porn) as porn. Animated rape, pedophilia, and bestiality are still rape, pedophilia and bestiality weirdo.
Step#7
Make marrying a pillow illegal. no matter whose picture is on it.
Step #8
Make an IQ test mandatory before you can own an internet connection of any sort!
Step #8
Find a nice big island and make it an LGBTQWERTY or whatever preserve. Sew the whole thing with pot, shrooms and set up Hot Pocket factories and DSL 5 game servers and factories that make "furry" costumes so they can express themselves. Put Moly or Xtc in the water supply and surround it with a 20' wall with glass embedded in the concrete.
Step#9
Remove "Skittlehead Island" from all maps. forget where it is.
Step#10
Let ANTIFA run it.
 
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