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For Southerners.
:lol::lol::lol:I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white and now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which now makes me homophobic.
I was christened as a baby, which now labels me as an infidel.
I am retired, which makes me useless.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, this makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of my country and I honor those that served or are serving, in the Armed Forces, this now makes me a right wing-militant.
Funny ...it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!
As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with. Now I’m not even sure which toilet I should use...
Get yourself retired!In the interest of full disclosure I need to confess that I’m actually not white but rather a brown skinned Latino and I’m also not retired. Apart from that I’m 110% everything else!
I recommend a week of "boot-camp" training on a cruise ship to get started off on the right foot:Get yourself retired!...
We've worked our butts off our whole life, we deserve something for us!
What was that old song? Tell 'em: "Take this job and shove it!":flip:
Come on over to the Dark Side...
I recommend a week of "boot-camp" training on a cruise ship to get started off on the right foot:
View attachment 11022Here you can see it is early in my training before I learned it's ok to wear shorts.
Yep!And, a new pair of "New Balance" with not one scuff mark, that tells it all! LOL
Good Job Tazo...!!
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AMEN!
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