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[Pearl]

Pearl jumped off the train and ran for the pool!!

 

[Wingnut]

Only to find Wingnut ripping a double grinder on his skate... the pool had been emptied for the winter.

 

[Amish Heart]

So Amish went and got the hose out to fill it up for Pearl. The geese are going to join her. They are dying for a pool party.

 

[Pearl]

So Pearl went and got the geese! When they got to the pool they found Santa and The Mrs. skinny dipping

 

[Amish Heart]

And we all yelled that we couldn't unsee that!!!!

 

[Pearl]

But Pearl and the geese got in the pool anyhow!!

 

[Supervisor42]

But Pearl and the geese got in the pool anyhow!!

And someone paddled up to her with a tiny bit of hair stuck to his scalp....
It was Super, saying: "I know you always have beer in the pool, where's the beer?"

 

[Magus]

Magus just pointed with his cane, never once diverting his gaze from the topless elf girls dancing around as Wingnut jammed on his guitar.

 

[Pearl]

Certainly Mrs. Clause didn't drink all the beer!???

 

[BBLife]

Santa began laughing .. HO, HO, HO .. several times and then explained "The pool is filled with beer, jump in and drown away all of 2022 and plan for a much merrier New Year"!

 

[Pearl]

After the pool party the Clauses kicked everyone out!! They set out on foot not sure of where they would go.......

 

[Amish Heart]

They knew Sourdough and Arcticdude lived somewhere around there, because they lived in the cold middle of nowhere. And maybe swing by Clem's place, too.

 

[Magpie]

So they filled up the tank, put on sunglasses put the best of Creedance into the tape deck ('cos they are old school), and hit the road, stopping to meet Magpie who had flown over for the road trip and was going to ride alongside on her custom bike

 

[Amish Heart]

My geese were going to fly along, too, but they drank a bit much of the swimming pool beer water. I brought one along anyway, in case we got hungry.

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

Looks like I will be seeing you in a about a week if the weather holds. Don't forget to take the detour and put on some snow tires.

Pearl will need to trade in her swim suit for a snow suit. The pool (lake) is frozen up like a Texan waterpipe.

 

[Pearl]

After Pearl raided Mrs. Clause's closet for warm clothes they were on their way. Magpie had to leave her bike and take a snowmobile! Off to Clem's we go....

 

[Wingnut]

They were making their way through the forest when they rounded a turn and saw Bigfoot standing in the trail...

 

[Pearl]

Oh, it's CLEM!!

 

[Amish Heart]

Nah, it's really Bigfoot. I say we take him down. Bigfoot taco night.

 

[Weedygarden]

Nah, it's really Bigfoot. I say we take him down. Bigfoot taco night.

And a warm blanket from his fur!

 

[Wingnut]

But Bigfoot somehow understood their bad intentions and he took off for the depths of the forest, running like Ben Johnson on steroids...

 

[Pearl]

So we ate opossums instead!! And we made hats from their fur to keep our heads warm. At daybreak we headed south.....

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

I hate to tell you this, but those weren't possums you all ate, so I am not sure just what you are wearing on your heads, and you all can just leave my cousin Sasqatch alone. When you come to visit, it's impolite to skin and eat the relatives. Dang, I thought you would all join the group I'm putting together.

I have a pot of road kill grouse and beaver tail soup and bannock to go with, if your still hungry. If your headed south, stop in and visit MontanaBill you done missed Sourdough already. He's between here and Santa Clause.

 

[Pearl]

No backtracking, it's too cold up here!! We may have to go see Dr. Jenner if anyone gets sick from whatever we ate!

 

[Weedygarden]

I wasn't eating any of that roadkill, so we had to find good food somewhere!

 

[Wingnut]

Up ahead, a sign loomed out of the darkness... 'Chart House Restaurant!'

 

[Weedygarden]

Were we in Genesee or Golden, Colorado?

 

[Wingnut]

I think the sign said 'Coronado, CA!'

 

[Weedygarden]

I think the sign said 'Coronado, CA!'

It looks like there are around 20 of them around the U.S. So where were we?

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

Once upon a time there was a group of nomads wearing questionable hats, eating at unrecognizable greasy spoons trying to find their way through California, only to find....