Story game?

[Amish Heart]

Weedy said, "Ugh". And "I got this, go away". Meanwhile, Pearl was still trying to get the jet pack off.

 

[Wingnut]

About that time, ol' Tex woke up with a bad attitude... and he was still hungry!

 

[Pearl]

He ate the natives and the moth thingy!!

 

[Amish Heart]

Cooked them all in a big pot

 

[Weedygarden]

He seasoned the pot with salt, pepper, garlic, red pepper, onion, and celery.

 

[Supervisor42]

He seasoned the pot with salt, pepper, garlic, red pepper, onion, and celery.

...And some Cajun wandered up and said: "you makin' a gumbo?"

 

[Pearl]

And ol' Tex T Rex said, " sure, hop in the pot and have a look!!

 

[BBLife]

The Cajun leaned over the pot to see how it looked and saw the chopped up natives and moth larvae with the salt, pepper, garlic, red pepper, onion, and celery and he looked up at ol' Tex T Rex and said .... I think y'outta put in some mudbugs in thar.

 

[Pearl]

T-Rex tried to punch the cajun for such a suggestion, but his arms were too short

 

[Wingnut]

So ol' Tex, frustrated yet determined, delivered a flying sidekick...

 

[Pearl]

And landed on his big tail

 

[Supervisor42]

The Cajun dusted himself off and asked T-rex: "So are y'all kin to gators?"
....He drooled a little on that last "s".

 

[Wingnut]

Ol' Tex didn't know it, but he was being sized up for a smoker... and as a source of boot & purse leather!

 

[Supervisor42]

The Cajun waved a huge chunk of red beef in front of T-rex, hollered "Here Boy!!!", and hurled it into his jaws.
In seconds T-rex gulped it down only to discover that it had a huge gator hook in it and the other end of the rope was tied to a tree.....

 

[BBLife]

Choot em! Choot em! the Cajun cried out while Magus frantically tried to get a good aim with his polished up RPG.

 

[Magus]

But he was so stoned, he fired it backwards and the rocket snagged Wingnut, carrying him away into the clouds!

 

[BBLife]

Tex T Rex thrashed about trying to get loose from the hook and rope, the tree comes flying out of the ground and wips up into the clouds where Wingnut grabs hold and hangs on for dear life.

 

[Pearl]

Meanwhile Frodo was hiding in the bushes figuring out what to make out of his hide!

 

[Magus]

Wingnut proceeds to ride Rex like a Suzuki back to earth..

 

[BBLife]

Frodo saw his big chance and he teamed up with the Cajun and they yell up to Wingnut "Cut the rope from the tree and toss us the end!"

 

[Magus]

But the Rex landed feet first into a pair of pickup trucks and used them for roller skates, made an escape.

 

[Supervisor42]

...And the Cajun yelled: "Y'all come back real soon now, ya'hear!" while making that squeaky sound scraping his long knife blades together.

 

[Supervisor42]

Everyone was dazed & confused looking at the campsite in shambles when @Peanut strolled up and said: "You do know those beanstalk leaves can be used to make a medicinal tincture, right? "

 

[Pearl]

So it was lookin' like Pearl wasn't gettin' a T-Rex purse after all!!

 

[BBLife]

But Pearl was wrong! Wingnut was still hanging on and riding T-Rex and was able to get that rope wrapped around his neck and strangled ol' Rex T-Rex, cut him up and skinned him and headed back to the party to get some shine!

 

[Supervisor42]

But Pearl was wrong! Wingnut was still hanging on and riding T-Rex and was able to get that rope wrapped around his neck and strangled ol' Rex T-Rex, cut him up and skinned him and headed back to the party to get some shine!

Frodo went straight to work tanning the hide.
You could see the beautiful iridescent colors shimmer in the sunlight.
He yelled out: "Nobody else is gonna have a belt, boots, or purse this beautiful!!! ".

 

[Wingnut]

Meanwhile, Wingnut was throwing some T. Rex steaks on the BBQ...

 

[Pearl]

Amish Heart and Pearl ate tater tots waiting on the T-steaks to get done!!

 

[BBLife]

That smell of Rex Meat got up into the wind and Santa caught a whiff of it while passing over Supervisor42's house having dropped a half ton of coal. He turned and made a dash following the scent all the way.

 

[Weedygarden]

That smell of Rex Meat got up into the wind and Santa caught a whiff of it while passing over Supervisor42's house having dropped a half ton of coal. He turned and made a dash following the scent all the way.

(Coal at Supervisor42's house? No way!)

Santa and his reindeer landed, and was promptly served a steak, and Pearl and Amish still had a few tater tots left to share. They needed to share or Santa was going to put coal in their stockings.