Story game?

[Pearl]

Pearl was thinking how weird things were becoming, just like real life!

 

[Magus]

We're having a laugh and blowing off steam without lynching any libroids.

But Magus sprayed it in the eyes with gun oil...

 

[Magus]

And it melted into a puddle of mascara and feather boas.

 

[Pearl]

To celebrate we all decided to have a cookout. Hooch will pick up old man Cooter on the way.....

 

[BBLife]

BBLife lit a bonfire for everyone to enjoy at the celebration.

 

[Amish Heart]

I will bring the bierrocks and Pearl should bring the tater tots

 

[Pearl]

Pearl ate ALL the tots before she got there! So she brought some magic beans instead....

 

[BBLife]

Pearl tossed the magic beans into the bonfire and a huge stalk grew and carried the fire up, up, up into the clouds where the giant Chicken Hawk lived.

 

[Pearl]

BBLife knew this meant trouble!

 

[Magus]

Magus hated chicken hawks, so he got his enchanted RPG...

 

[Pearl]

A giant chicken hawk would be just what we needed on the menu for our cookout.

 

[Weedygarden]

All of the people who had been chatting here for a long time finally got to meet one another. It was

 

[BBLife]

a great time until Weedygarden said "hey everyone, watch this!"

 

[Magus]

Magus dropped his beer!

 

[Pearl]

....as Weedy climbed the beanstalk!!

 

[BBLife]

Having had nine shots of Apple Pie Moonshine before climbing up the beanstalk Pearl's head began spinning and spinning and everything started to go dark.

 

[Wingnut]

Next thing we knew, she took an unroped fall and cratered the ground, lol... but Pearl is tough, she just brushed it off and reached for the 'shine again!

 

[Pearl]

But you guys were SO drunk that you DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION, Weedy climbed the beanstalk!! And you guys got the , Pearl triple eye roll

 

[Wingnut]

Meanwhile, a Tyrannosaurus Rex wandered into the party... and he was hungry too!

 

[Pearl]

Weedy was glad she was up the beanstalk! The guys gave T-Rex some alcohol.....

 

[Wingnut]

Which led to a cop call... and at least two uniformed officers were devoured by ol' Tex (short for T. Rex)!!!

 

[Pearl]

So ol' Tex had the munchies! What else did the guys give him?

 

[Amish Heart]

They gave him funyons. And I got tired of the Chicken Hawk (I hate chicken hawks), took out my "granny on the porch rifle" (Henry 44 if you are curious), and took him out.

 

[Weedygarden]

It was late and everyone was tired, so they all crashed for the night.

 

[BBLife]

When morning came Weedygarden noticed that there were giant cocoons all over the beanstalk, cut one open to find a five foot larvae of a moth that looked at her and said ....

 

[Wingnut]

"Looks like Magus slipped ol' Tex a roofie..."

 

[BBLife]

Being surprised, Weedygarden let go of the cocoon and fell to the ground and the giant larvae crawled out and on the beanstalk which triggered natives from the woods to come running out with spears to capture the larvae as it would feed their entire village.

 

[Magus]

Magus sat there oiling his magic RPG wondering if he could add to the chaos by giving Pearl his jet pack...

 

[BBLife]

Pearl, being the adventurous type, grabbed the jet pack and strapped it on but failed to remove the cover on the left jet and went spinning like a lawnmower blade and mowed down Weedygarden.

 

[Magus]

Magus came running with a bottle of 151 rum and some paper towels...