Story game?

[Supervisor42]

...And into the Winnebago he flew like a flash; straight to his keyboard he went, and more cat-aliens began to appear everywhere...

 

[Amish Heart]

and they decided his Winnebago would make a great, giant litter box

 

[Supervisor42]

and they decided his Winnebago would make a great, giant litter box

...and with his place stinking like cat poo, he put a finger by his nose, and with a nod of his head, up thru the chimney he flew

 

[Weedygarden]

I am laughing so hard, and this is not the first time in this wonderful thread!

He sprang to his motorcycle, to his Harley he gave a kick start, And away he blew like the shot of a pistol.

 

[Supervisor42]

I am laughing so hard, and this is not the first time in this wonderful thread!

He sprang to his motorcycle, to his Harley he gave a kick start, And away he blew like the shot of a pistol.

...Off to the store for 100 pounds of cat food that he knew would only last a week

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

Meanwhile, Amish Heart had Neb dig a bigger basement in the prepper cave and went off to the stores to fill up a cart or two or three, maybe more, and then used the ham radio to warn everyone that Weedygarden was laughing and not taking things seriously.

 

[Magus]

Meanwhile Magus ran into Wingnut, who had a tow behind full of primo weed and...

 

[Amish Heart]

Quick! Block the entrance to the cave and the food stash because Magus and Wingnut will get the munchies after smoking all that junk and eat it all!

 

[Pearl]

After smoking and eating, Magus and Wingnut fell asleep! Amish Heart took the Ruby Slippers off Magus' feet! But they were too big for her feet now, Magus stretched them out

 

[Amish Heart]

So the search is on for someone else that can fit into the ruby slippers....
Pearl decided to have a ball and invite all the fair gentlemen from afar.

 

[Pearl]

Pearl knew she had to wake up the sleeping beauties (Magus and Wingnut)! It just wouldn't be a ball without them!

 

[Magus]

Magus dressed as a leather drag queen and won his ruby red army boots back.

 

[Pearl]

Now what could Wingnut wear to the ball??

 

[Magus]

Wingnut Staggered in wearing road leathers and a tuxedo shirt over khakis
and motocross boots and...

 

[Pearl]

Pearl made sure to invite Ladylocust knowing it is a must to have a "fancy lady" with green nail polish!

 

[Weedygarden]

Amish ran to grab some red spray paint to spray paint Wingnuts camo boots red as well.

 

[Magus]

Magus nodded off drunk with three alien cat women in his lap and..

 

[Wingnut]

Wingnut finally woke up and said, "WHAT THE F#%?!?"

 

[Magus]

Magus snorted and passed him a nitrous bong.
"Hit this, tell me if you still care." he said.

 

[Amish Heart]

And I told Magus.....no drag queen stuff. Makes me puke. Don't be retarded. Dress like a man.

 

[Magus]

Magus agreed and put on his road leathers and EDC.
"I just did it to win the ruby plated $hit stompers."

 

[Mountain trapper]

And to think this all came about by the invasion of illegal cat aliens. We must secure the space borders.

 

[Pearl]

So Weedygarden left the dog park with a pack of dogs ready to take on the cats......

 

[Supervisor42]

...They quickly hit the scent, and sent the cat-aliens fleeing up the trees.
Magus was heartbroken.

 

[Weedygarden]

But some squirrels distracted the dogs and eventually I had to let go of the leashes because I was going to die if I didn't while they chased those squirrels. (Something similar happened to me on Wednesday! Squirrels taunting dogs and dogs going to chase them!)

 

[Wingnut]

Meanwhile, Wingnut lit the nitrous bong, which suddenly exploded, hurling shrapnel everywhere...

 

[Pearl]

Some hit Ladylocust and chipped her green nail polish

 

[Amish Heart]

Weedy and the dogs came out ok. But the squirrels were toast. And what was left of the alien cats left them running towards their spaceship. Magus waved, "Adios" and "Adieu"

 

[Wingnut]

Before the alien cats could reach their spaceship, they were intercepted & detained by ICE agents...

 

[Amish Heart]

Who ended up letting them go, because you know, Joe Biden.