Story game?

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

But Amish felt bad that she accidentally sent her nasty geese instead of the cute little ducklings so she brought them over, along with dinner and desert.

And that my friends, was TEOTWAWKI.

CHAPTER II:

 

[Magus]

I'm lovin' it!

The sun came up and I...

 

[Amish Heart]

got out of bed and put my socks on

 

[BBLife]

Looked out the window and saw a huge Buck scraping the bark off of all of my trees!

 

[Magus]

I zeroed my rifle in on him.

 

[BBLife]

The Ranger happened to be driving by and saw the Buck and stopped to watch before I could pull the trigger.

 

[Magus]

I hid my rifle and...

 

[BBLife]

... it went off, scared the Buck so much that it rammed the Ranger with its antlers and ran off into the woods with the dead ranger on its head.

 

[LadyLocust]

(ah let's add some fun)

Sasquatch happened to see the buck w/ the ranger on its head and. . .

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

did a face palm while muttering

 

[BBLife]

Stupid humans have no clue how to ride a buck!

 

[Magus]

Meanwhile I filmed it for you tube...

 

[Supervisor42]

Meanwhile I filmed it for you tube...

And made money from the Dominos commercials they put in front of every video...

 

[BBLife]

The video went viral, media and hunters (deer and squatch) swarmed the area and started setting up tents all over @Magus yard until BOOM one of the landmines @Magus had planted went off and blew up half of the people, bringing much joy to all of the neighbors that hated them being there.

 

[Magus]

Magus made stew and sausage that winter.

 

[BBLife]

Out of all of the body parts from the blast.

 

[Amish Heart]

And he had a winter solstice party and invited everyone over for the stew.

 

[Supervisor42]

And he had a winter solstice party and invited everyone over for the stew.

A few of them mentioned that some of the stew-meat was a little stringy and told him that he should have ground more into sausage.... which they thought was fantastic!

 

[Amish Heart]

And they liked it with homemade sauerkraut, and Dade brought some metts, too.

 

[BBLife]

Amish Heart was enjoying the stew and bit into a tooth and chipped her own tooth.

 

[Amish Heart]

And said, "EW Gross" and puked everywhere, and pretty much lost it

 

[Supervisor42]

Fortunately Magus was at the ready with Wal-Mart super-glue, and quickly glued her tooth back together...

 

[Amish Heart]

Which is good, because I have super glued a front tooth veneer back on before, and it does hold in a pinch.
So then it was party time, and all the guest howled at the moon and then ate root beer floats.

 

[Weedygarden]

Some coyotes were close by and joined in the howling

 

[Bluetick21]

And then everyone started blasting because nobody likes coyotes running around

 

[Magus]

Minigun go brrrrrrrrrrrrt.

 

[Pearl]

And we all started a bonfire

 

[Magus]

Made of bones

 

[Pearl]

And coyote carcasses

 

[Neb]

And coyote carcasses

... were squeezing out the space in the counter of the restaurant cash register that displayed the jackalopes taxidermy displays.

And just then the alien cat lady creatures showed up blazing lasers and then..