Story game?

[Patchouli]

Sometimes fighting and quarreling over it, only to once again work at tossing it to and fro

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

It was right about then, that a crazy cat wrangler, aka Wingnut, and his trusty sidekick Dademoss showed up. A deathly quiet fell upon the cafe.

 

[Supervisor42]

@Wingnut hollered: "Who wants catnip!!!" shook a can, and the cats surrounded him like Santa's elves.

 

[Patchouli]

Meanwhile, the goats had clambered to the cafe rooftop…

 

[Mountain trapper]

from there they jumped in to the stew pot

 

[BBLife]

The stew pot boiled over and caused panic and they all ran for the hills and hid under a rock.

 

[Magus]

Suddenly Joe Biden rode in riding a ******* wearing nothing but an ice cream stain and an adult diaper...

 

[BBLife]

BBLife pulled out his AK47 and opened fire.

 

[Magus]

But the secret service arrested him, then bought him beer and hustled him out the back.

 

[Pearl]

Then they had a nice big bowl of cat food! They weren't eating a dirty old mouse!

 

[Pearl]

And Pearl was amazed at where the story went.......

 

[BBLife]

The cat food had a biological weapon in it that only infected cats. It spread within days and made all cats on earth extinct.

 

[Pearl]

The dogs saw their chance to take over the world....

 

[Magus]

But the cat aliens were pissed we killed off their ancestors, so they blew up the earth.

 

[BBLife]

God saw that it was not good and recreated everything just as it was days before.

 

[Magus]

And he saw that it was good.

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

Everything but the fried mush; that was banned.

 

[BBLife]

A few days later, a skunk was crossing the road in front of an old house that had 3 children living there.

 

[Magus]

While I was inventing fried mush next door with the help of demons.

 

[BBLife]

Skunk was run over by a truck and its bladder popped and the contents flew in @Magus window into the mush and all over the demons.

 

[Magus]

We had to blow up the house with nuclear weapons,BUT...
THE MUSH LIVED ON!

 

[BBLife]

The Skunk Mush came alive and consumed anything that it touched

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

Clem threw water on BBLife and woke him up from his Magus induced nightmare.

 

[Amish Heart]

but it didn't work. Magus was still there with his mush. Then the tomato gravy became a life of it's own. It grew and grew and covered Magus's trailer.

 

[LadyLocust]

So the authorities called @Firepolice271 to see if he could do something about it.

 

[Pearl]

But the raccoons blocked his way as they licked the gravy.

 

[LadyLocust]

Which got all @Bluetick21 's hound alight. . .

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

That's when Hashbrown showed up with the heavy equipment. He built Magus a new house out of fried mush and dug a pool for all the tomato gravy which made Pearl happy, while Jake along with Bluetick21 and his hounds, took care of the coons.

 

[Pearl]

Then Wingnut brought beer for Pearl to drink while she floated in the gravy pool!

 

[Amish Heart]

And all the geese from my place jumped in with Pearl and they had a pool party