So we left the earth for home, feeling very sorry for the humans stuck here, and called in a taxi for Wingnut.
Story game?
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And at about 5,000 feet, the rocket engine sputtered and stopped and one cat-alien screamed "The price of gas was too high so I only put 10 gallons in! 
".
Fortunately, it had wings when gravity started pulling it back down...
Fortunately, it had wings when gravity started pulling it back down...
And Magus AND Wingnut took it upon themselves to fix Ladylocust's nails!! They painted them RUBY RED, like Magus' slippers!
But someone NEW came into the picture......
But someone NEW came into the picture......
Driving an ELECTRIC spaceship
Aboard which the control panel just shorted out, sparks flying everywhere... 
We couldn't see WHO was driving! Oh, wait it's........
Oh, hell, not Magus again!
Driving it was none other than Supervisor42, yelling:
"Check out my Variable Specific Impulse Magnetoplasma Rocket!" (real)
Fanning the smoke from the control panel he says: "It still needs a little work though".
"Check out my Variable Specific Impulse Magnetoplasma Rocket!
" (real)Fanning the smoke from the control panel he says: "It still needs a little work though
".
Since Super was NOT caught up in a hurricane he was able to navigate the ES (electric spaceship) right towards........
....
Right to the plowed field in north Georgia that the 'out-of-gas' cat-alien ship had drifted down to. Frodo showed up and offered the cat-aliens some nice hand-made leather holsters for their plasma-blaster pistols.Since Super was NOT caught up in a hurricane he was able to navigate the ES (electric spaceship) right towards....
But they turned them down because they were busy shooting Magus with plasma.
...Who of course danced and giggled: "How did you know I was into S&M?!!!
"
But some unhappy characters came by........ And told us to stop.....
And told us to stop.....
Yeh, turns out Curmudgeon can be a real curmudgeon when the party gets out of hand.
CHAPTER: III
CHAPTER: III
They were from ICE and handed the alien-cats free healthcare cards, EBT cards, and welfare cards. Then they scolded us that we were using 'racial-discrimination' against 'our new friends'.But some unhappy characters came by........
Meanwhile, Super was wandering about, asking everyone: "Do you know where a guy can plug in an ES to recharge?
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But unfortunately the grid was down so they has to plug in to solar panels. It was a cloudy day so there was no solar. Then the space cats called the expert dog mechanics for help.
But the dogs got distracted by squirrels again....
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Pesky squirrels. Now where's that DDT squirt gun?
Weedy has it
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She keeps it in the holster Frodo made for her
Or is it in the cool Frodo purse? Weedy, get them varmint squirrels!!
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And a new industry was born. Making boots and purses from squirrels. Fans favorite were matching ruby red ones.
Meanwhile one of the cats decided it was time for a nap. Kitty wandered to old man Cooters cabin next door.
Cooter was a kind and quiet fellow. Some people thought he was maybe alittle crazy living alone in his cabin, but Cooter just liked it quiet and kept life simple.
Cooter was a kind and quiet fellow. Some people thought he was maybe alittle crazy living alone in his cabin, but Cooter just liked it quiet and kept life simple.
He had no idea what was in store for him!
Meanwhile, Magus was stealing gas from some liberal's hybrid and...
he put the hose up the tail pipe instead of the gas tank.
The explosion woke up old man Cooter and the cat!
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When the owner of the hybrid came out he/she/it got in a heck of a tizzy and a big slap fest ensued.
I kicked it in the nuts.
But it played the "bigot card" and prevailed... after a 10-minute period of excruciating agony!
