The Ladies

[Pearl]

Where are they? Asking for a friend

On the street corner!!

 

[elkhound]

On the street corner!!

yukkkkk


willing wife for the win !!

 

[d_marsh]

On the street corner!!

Street corners, hotels, houses, bars, resorts, apartments, convents, government buildings, fields, parks, farms, ranches, North of the equator, South of the equator, etc.

 

[Snowman]

Street corners, hotels, houses, bars, resorts, apartments, convents, government buildings, fields, parks, farms, ranches, North of the equator, South of the equator, etc.

You left out "In the Air"...

 

[Pearl]

You left out "In the Air"...

He had the stewardess and almost a male stewardess!!

 

[Snowman]

He probably had this as a Ringer on His Phone :

 

[d_marsh]

He had the stewardess and almost a male stewardess!!

Hey! They were both cute. One just had the wrong parts.

 

[d_marsh]

Last night the lady gave me an early Christmas gift, but only because she had grown so impatient wanting to give it to me that she just couldn't stand it anymore. It is a work out t-shirt to wear down to the fitness center, which is exactly what I did this morning. I got a couple chuckles and one dirty look.

 

[PaulKersey]

Next thing you know we end up back at my place, which to be honest is not my usual thing as I prefer going back to their place or a hotel. Hell I usually avoid giving out my last name. Yes I am that guy, feel free to judge, never claimed to be a saint.

Nothing wrong with that…sounds like SOP. If I were you, and of course I am you, I would quietly hire a PI to search her background. Otherwise..enjoy the ride (pardon the pun).

 

[d_marsh]

Here's how C-day went down. I had Charlene detailed then parked it and put a big red bow on the windshield with a card on the front seat addressed to the girl advising the car was now hers and that we would be attending a performance driving school together in the spring. I then pretended that I forgot a present in the car and asked if she would fetch it while I was making brunch. Needless to say it went over well and I was hug tackled upon her return to the apartment. She told me she was hoping to get her at some point, but not anywhere near this soon. Charlene has been renamed or nicknamed Charlie now, but still in the feminine form.

Then she demanded I open her present to me immediately, even though the plan was to wait until after brunch. The present was flat and I was pretty sure it was a book of some kind. When I opened it there was no book, just a letter and a some papers inside a binder. The letter said, among other things, "when you married my mother, a new family was created, a family I want to be part of, today and every day that comes after". It was signed "Your daughter". They were adoption papers, somewhat ceremonial but still legally binding. Then she told me "no step daughters, no step-pops, just father-daughter". Then she asked me if I would accept her gift, and I agreed. She produced an olive drab Grunt Style t-shirt and tossed it to me. It said "DAD" on the front and "Dad [NOUN] Someone who always believes in you and has the best jokes" on the back. Needless to say the whole think kicked my in feels. I was advised that she intends to change her name to -Marsh until she gets marries some day then she will change it to Marsh-[new last name].

 

[Peepaw from Tex]

Here's how C-day went down. I had Charlene detailed then parked it and put a big red bow on the windshield with a card on the front seat addressed to the girl advising the car was now hers and that we would be attending a performance driving school together in the spring. I then pretended that I forgot a present in the car and asked if she would fetch it while I was making brunch. Needless to say it went over well and I was hug tackled upon her return to the apartment. She told me she was hoping to get her at some point, but not anywhere near this soon. Charlene has been renamed or nicknamed Charlie now, but still in the feminine form.

Then she demanded I open her present to me immediately, even though the plan was to wait until after brunch. The present was flat and I was pretty sure it was a book of some kind. When I opened it there was no book, just a letter and a some papers inside a binder. The letter said, among other things, "when you married my mother, a new family was created, a family I want to be part of, today and every day that comes after". It was signed "Your daughter". They were adoption papers, somewhat ceremonial but still legally binding. Then she told me "no step daughters, no step-pops, just father-daughter". Then she asked me if I would accept her gift, and I agreed. She produced an olive drab Grunt Style t-shirt and tossed it to me. It said "DAD" on the front and "Dad [NOUN] Someone who always believes in you and has the best jokes" on the back. Needless to say the whole think kicked my in feels. I was advised that she intends to change her name to -Marsh until she gets marries some day then she will change it to Marsh-[new last name].

That is really great how she has accepted you. I have two step daughters that have called me dad for 27 years. Walked both of them down the aisle when they were married. Their father is still alive. Sharing the same blood doesn't matter, when you share the same hearts. That doesn't sound right ( not a word smith like Marsh) but you get my drift.