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Magus

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I'll start.

I was born in the middle of nowhere at the crack of dawn on December 21st.
My education consists of pre-politically correct book learning, hard knocks and a bit of back street and back woods
I have three years of metalwork, welding, and a C in metallurgy.
My favorite sports were cheerleaders and getting the crap kicked out of me. LOL

I took to hanging out with WW2, Korean and Vietnam Veterans and others and got talked into a pretty insane career choice I shouldn't
even try to talk about and six+ months of my life went black. Better make it a year to be safe. But I hung out with a militia that
helped the local rescue squad for a time after that, thanks to connections. free sandwiches and beer. whee?

(I got to put this in here, we were out looking for a downed plane in some really rough country, and being part of the militia, we took our guns.
No, not deer rifles! HK-91, FALs, M-14... you get the idea. anyway, this ditz from channel six asks us "what we were doing with "assault weapons" were we going to shoot the survivors or something?" and the Cap looked at him and smiled one of those creepy 3 tooth deliverance style hillbilly smiles and says. "This is bear country, likely a puma or coyote pack too, where's YOUR gun boy?" The little creep piled back up in his van and he and his crew left, I could name him, but I won't. He's still around.")


After that I tried to make a living doing what I had been trained to do, only to discover my training was woefully out
of date as was the machines I had trained on, the age of the CNC controlled Lathe and mill had arrived.

After that, I can say I have worked my way from one end of the carpet industry to the other, ran a third of a company, made half a
fortune and lost every dime due to bad luck and treachery and more than a few bad decisions. It started by getting whacked by a pole Hyster being
driven by an illegal alien to busy eating a taco to watch where he was going, then my supervisor threw a roll of carpet on me a couple of years later.
BIG roll, like say almost a ton's worth, and finally the lady I loved ditched me for my boss, went on vacation with him, cleaning me out in the process,
which kind of left my biscuits burned. especially after the SOB's first act when he got back was to fire me. a decade blurs by and I finally get my disability and end up
on the internet and subsequently here trying to help out. :)

I won't even go into my spiritual and mental transformation that has occurred in the past 25 years, that's a whole new story! That in itself
has led me places most deny even exist or fear to tread. Not bragging, not at all. its been a strange life that's went down some pretty odd
roads and ended up in even stranger places Like in a sweat lodge or in the middle of an abandoned cotton field well after midnight waiting on
old friends to drop in. I've given glimpses of this in my writings, but I label such things as fiction or you'd think I was a nut. I am really, but who isn't
in the new age where the new normal is there is no normal?

OK
I spilled my guts a bit. next?
 
Ok, I asked for pictures so I'll go next! I was born in New Jersey (please don't make fun of me), grew up on a ranch, (yes, for real)! Grew up around horses and rodeo livestock. Moved to Texas at 21 because my dad was dying of cancer and he wanted to move to be closer to my brother and sister. Mom was reluctant until I moved! Worked with horses and dogs here until I had a bad run in with a window and almost lost my right arm (good thing I'm ambidextrous, both work fine now)! Had to slow down a bit so I started cleaning for a living! Love it and still working for myself today. Picked hubby up in a bar on dime beer night almost 30 years ago, kinda weird love at first site thing. So that's a basic run down, who's next??
 
Born in a small town on the florida panhandle in 1972. Grew up doing country things like hunting, fishing, camping, and riding 3 wheelers.

Graduated high school and bounced around various jobs for years. Decided I wanted to go to nursing school and moved to Tallahassee and got on the waiting list for LPN school. while waiting got my nurses aid license .

Worked as a nurses aid for 5 year and never actually went to nursing school. While playing online movie trivia met a girl and we talked for about a year and I ended up moving to Ohio to be with her (this was in 98). Ended up going to college and getting a computer science degree and have been working for a good size corporation for the last 20 years. Did a number of It related jobs including project management with them and currently in the payroll department as the system administrator for the time and attendance system.

We eventually got married and had a daughter. Spent 9 years doing travel softball for my daughter, she is now a sophmore in college and plays ball in college. Wife and I got some chickens for the backyard and I have had a garden for the last 3 years now.

We are both interested in eventually selling our place when our daughter finishes college and moving somewhere in the country with 3 or 4 acres and having a little homestead.

I have recently taken up canning and have been canning stuff on the weekends. I like to play poker and have my basement setup as a real nice poker room.
 
I'll go. Iowa born and raised, on a 220 acre farm in the middle of one of the most productive agriculture areas on earth. I didn't have the talent or the ambition to be a farmer though. Actually I don't even like it that much. I somehow learned to read on my own at age 4. My sister said I was able to figure it out by watching Sesame Street and the Electric Company every day. I could read at a high school level when I was six. So, reading is what I did - I woul read everything I could get my hands on. That led me into art, I found I had a talent for drawing, and I did that up until junior high when I discovered sports. I did music too, in high school and college. Played trombone in the concert band, drums in the jazz and pep bands. Sang tenor in the choir. Acted in the plays - I did Fiddler on the Roof in college.

My success at reading didn't translate to math. I still can't even do basic algebra.

I partied my way into and out of college. I majored in advanced beerology and did so well at that, that I flunked out of the university. So I did what any kid with no idea what he wants to do does. I went to work in a factory. There I found out that being dependable and working hard really does get noticed. I ended up making window frames and sashes for years, until the plant closed in the '08 recession.

I was married with a little one by that time. The marriage disintegrated along with losing my job. Getting hired by the railroad soon after didn't help the marriage any. So I found myself single again at age 37. I'm 49 now, still railroading and still enjoying the single life. I'm a road dog, traveling all over the west half of the country to fix railroad tracks.
 
I'll go. Iowa born and raised, on a 220 acre farm in the middle of one of the most productive agriculture areas on earth. I didn't have the talent or the ambition to be a farmer though. Actually I don't even like it that much. I somehow learned to read on my own at age 4. My sister said I was able to figure it out by watching Sesame Street and the Electric Company every day. I could read at a high school level when I was six. So, reading is what I did - I woul read everything I could get my hands on. That led me into art, I found I had a talent for drawing, and I did that up until junior high when I discovered sports. I did music too, in high school and college. Played trombone in the concert band, drums in the jazz and pep bands. Sang tenor in the choir. Acted in the plays - I did Fiddler on the Roof in college.

My success at reading didn't translate to math. I still can't even do basic algebra.

I partied my way into and out of college. I majored in advanced beerology and did so well at that, that I flunked out of the university. So I did what any kid with no idea what he wants to do does. I went to work in a factory. There I found out that being dependable and working hard really does get noticed. I ended up making window frames and sashes for years, until the plant closed in the '08 recession.

I was married with a little one by that time. The marriage disintegrated along with losing my job. Getting hired by the railroad soon after didn't help the marriage any. So I found myself single again at age 37. I'm 49 now, still railroading and still enjoying the single life. I'm a road dog, traveling all over the west half of the country to fix railroad tracks.
Are you left handed?
 
Born outside of San Francisco, raised by a single mom. Met husband at work, I was the group secretary at 18. Married, he took a job in France so we moved there for awhile. Back to California. Lots of time (his job) in southern New Mexico. Back to California for awhile (southern, this time), then to Albuqerque for a very long time. Five children, 3 girls and two boys. Eight grandkids, 3 of them live with us, and they are 2 16 yr old twins, and a 10 yr old. Owned and operated a private preschool and before and after school program for 18 yrs. I sold the school, retired, convinced husband into moving to our farm in amish country Kansas where all my relatives live. He retired, convinced he would be bored silly here, (and sometimes he is), but is enjoying himself now, I think. I can do so much more here on 23 acres than I could in New Mexico on an acre. Love the gardening, the animals, the family. Miss our kids, but they are grown and scattered. Been here a bit over a year. Covid in New Mexico was a big bummer anyway, and life goes on in Kansas with covid.
 
My story is twisted: short version- at one point I was going to college full time, living in a windowless shop w/ 2 kids, building a house, getting a divorce, working full time, asst. softball coach, single moming 2 kids. Finished the house to meet inspection, ex left me w/ debt from wooing gf's but divorce finalized, scored excellent on my work review, graduated w/ honors & managed to feed my kids and read them bedtime stories etc. About 5 yrs. later met now hubby who is wonderful. We've been married 10yrs. I've never applied for welfare or foodstamps etc. even when ex. wasn't paying child support. I worked and payed my way through college and took no loans until my sr. year, just what I couldn't cover, so I could finish. If I sound bitter or harsh sometimes, please forgive me.
(Sorry it's not a prettier story.)
 
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Don’t do pictures. Born in San Antonio while Dad in Army, mom taught school. Moved to this county at 9 months old and 67 years later it is still my home. I live on property I grew up on. 11 miles from town and 10 of those miles are dirt roads. At end of road, our driveway is a mile to house. Centrally located so 30 minutes to around 7 small towns. Hour to anything bigger. A couple of years away for college in there and we commuted for 2 years. Husband and I married in 1973, have 5 daughters and 16 blood grands with 3 steps. I am 2nd generation teacher and taught in same school for 36 years. After retirement husband had heart surgery and hasn’t worked since. He also was self employed and didn’t pay Social Security. Starting my 6th year working for county part time to be able to pay bills. I have cows, chickens, cats and husbands dogs to feed. Hopefully in 2 more years I can retire at 70 and do what I want to do while I still can. I have used my body hard as I push to do things that my body no built for.
 
Born in New York (Brooklyn). Lived there and the South Shore of Long Island until I was 10. Read Bill O'Reilly's book A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity. That is EXACTLY how I grew up. Moved to Arizona due to my mother's health (asthma). Jr. High; High School; and College there. Loved every minute of it. Still consider it home. Spikedriver, I hear your degree in beerology. I got a doctorate in that, but did manage to graduate. To me the movie Animal House was like Dragnet. The names were changed to protect the innocent. I knew all of those people, and I was half of them. Moved to Missouri after graduating from college. Still have family in New York and Arizona that I am very close to.

Got married and raised my family in Missouri. Still married to the same person for 45 years. No plans for moving again. If I had a dollar for every box I carried moving I could build a condo on Venus. Next time I move somebody can carry me out in a box. Getting close to, and looking forward to, retiring after working for over 55 years, most of which I worked at least two jobs. Had a good career. No real complaints, but I'm slowing down and ready to sit on the front porch and rock.
 
Life long Floridian.
Born 1948.
Graduated high school 1966, this was before the draft lottery came into place. As soon as I graduated, my draft classification became 1A.
Tried junior college to keep a student deferment, crummy student. Today I would no doubt be tagged with some type of learning disability.
Saw the writing on the wall and joined the Army in late 67.
After training was posted to a field artillery unit in Fort Carson, Colorado. Going to the field, sleeping in tents and crapping in a slit trench in -20 weather t’wernt no place for a Florida Boy. Volunteered for Vietnam to get warm. I got warm.
Survived the war, did my three years and took my happy self home.
Started a 46 year career in building materials distribution as a laborer in a lumber yard. Worked my way up, retired running a 100,000 square foot warehouse with over $10 million in inventory.

I never “fit in” anywhere, as a school kid, in grown up society. The only place I feel somewhat comfortable is with veterans, which I why I belong to VFW, AMVETS, American Legion, Vietnam Veterans of America.
The one place that I am at home is the annual reunions of the guys I was in combat with.

I have to supplement our social security by working part time delivering auto parts to repair shops.
Whenever I’m not at work, at a veteran meeting, or an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, I’m home on our little farm with the gates to the road padlocked shut.
I’m a loner, a hermit. The VA Mental Hygiene Department says I’m “well” now. Although after talking with some of the guys at the last reunion, I’m going to apply with the VA for service connected PTSD disability.

That’s about it.
 
I was born in Western PA in 1987, my mom left my bio father when I was 3 months old. She was introduced to my dad, Edward, by his sister (my mom's best friend), and they instantly clicked. He stepped in to take care of me and went into the military after high school. Parents got married when I was a year and half old. They had two sons together. We traveled all over the US and moved to Japan for a few years before returning to the US. My dad got out of the military and we returned to Pennsylvania where I finished growing up in the mountains.

I went to college and the police academy, but never committed to the career. I got married after the police academy and I went into healthcare, taking care of mentally and physically disabled people. I quit work in 2018 to stay home and raise our kiddo and homeschool her. We recently bought a house with a little over half acre of land with a chicken coop and fruit trees. I wish we could have more acreage, but we took what we could afford. Neighborhood is farmland - it's quiet and my neighbors are all older.

I don't really remember when it started, but I've always been preparedness minded. I would probably say it really started after reading Hatchet as a kid. My husband makes fun on me, but he knows I'm right to want extra supplies on hand. I've lived through a plethora of natural disasters, and my house in the mountains was always losing power in the winter. It pays to be prepared. 😉
 
Here is mine. Short and sweet. I shared more details back on PS.

Born in rural Kansas to 2 New York hippies turned country school teachers. Grew up in Northeast Texas in a small housing development in the middle of a cotton field. Moved to Southern California and have been here since.

I have had a few bizarre jobs over the years from Disney princess to dominatrix. Before becoming a mom I had been working as a costume designer for films and television with the occasional theater job.

Too many details and I will give myself away!
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I was born in Western PA in 1987, my mom left my bio father when I was 3 months old. She was introduced to my dad, Edward, by his sister (my mom's best friend), and they instantly clicked. He stepped in to take care of me and went into the military after high school. Parents got married when I was a year and half old. They had two sons together. We traveled all over the US and moved to Japan for a few years before returning to the US. My dad got out of the military and we returned to Pennsylvania where I finished growing up in the mountains.

I went to college and the police academy, but never committed to the career. I got married after the police academy and I went into healthcare, taking care of mentally and physically disabled people. I quit work in 2018 to stay home and raise our kiddo and homeschool her. We recently bought a house with a little over half acre of land with a chicken coop and fruit trees. I wish we could have more acreage, but we took what we could afford. Neighborhood is farmland - it's quiet and my neighbors are all older.

I don't really remember when it started, but I've always been preparedness minded. I would probably say it really started after reading Hatchet as a kid. My husband makes fun on me, but he knows I'm right to want extra supplies on hand. I've lived through a plethora of natural disasters, and my house in the mountains was always losing power in the winter. It pays to be prepared. 😉

I'm older than you?!
o_O
 
I was born a small child in a large southern state( I was a preemie) in 1960. When Dad got discharged, we moved back to our old Northern KY Home, built by Grandpa. After Mom was expecting Son #3, we moved to the "country" outside Cincinnati. Grade school, Middle school, High School(College Prep courses) were typical of the times. Bikes, trees, creeks, then cars( know WAYYY too much about 1964-65 Rambler Classics) . Laid carpet for 2 years, thats too much work. Went to work for Manpower, a very busy few months there, then they placed me as a worker at P&G. Worked there for a few years through the temp agency doing lab tech and mechanical repair work. They hired me, and I spent 30 years there doing the things nobody else knew how to do :). During those 30 years, the "country" moved away, and the suburbs moved in.

Met my Dear Wife (imagine a time BEFORE the internet existed) through a newspaper personals ad. Been married 30 years this year. Still living in our "starter" house.

We've had rabbits, still have chickens, cats and a dog.

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Born in Montana. Lived in Canada from age three. Grew up in the bush. Met a beyond the bush relative of a neighbor when I was 14 and learned to speak to one person over my high school years. Married said person at 19.

Learned what university was and took three years of psychology, enough to know I was too damaged to be of use to anyone. Suffered huge culture shock in the process. Had 3 kids, a boy and twin girls who have done well for themselves. Lived overseas in Venezuela, Egypt, and Indonesia and also spent a few years in Texas.

Life grinds on and is now coming back full circle. I am back in the bush where I belong, and my savior has gone off the deep end.
 
I was born a small child in a large southern state( I was a preemie) in 1960. When Dad got discharged, we moved back to our old Northern KY Home, built by Grandpa. After Mom was expecting Son #3, we moved to the "country" outside Cincinnati. Grade school, Middle school, High School(College Prep courses) were typical of the times. Bikes, trees, creeks, then cars( know WAYYY too much about 1964-65 Rambler Classics) . Laid carpet for 2 years, thats too much work. Went to work for Manpower, a very busy few months there, then they placed me as a worker at P&G. Worked there for a few years through the temp agency doing lab tech and mechanical repair work. They hired me, and I spent 30 years there doing the things nobody else knew how to do :). During those 30 years, the "country" moved away, and the suburbs moved in.

Met my Dear Wife (imagine a time BEFORE the internet existed) through a newspaper personals ad. Been married 30 years this year. Still living in our "starter" house.

We've had rabbits, still have chickens, cats and a dog.

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Parents got divorced when I was 2, we moved back to my grandparents for a while. Mom remarried and I grew up farming. We did almost all our own repairs to everything. Learned enough to wind up with a decent career. I played baseball and basketball for quite a few years, boy scouts, then started riding dirt bikes and that stuck. Ride some, work on them when needed. Lots of fun. Started racing when I was 15 and did motocross, enduro, and then started drag racing them.
Graduated high school and got real stupid, married my ex. That was 3 years of hell. Got away from her and started backpacking again after doing it a little when I was younger. Good way to clear my head. Moved away for a couple years and went to electronics school, married my wife 37 years ago while in school.
We moved back here when I graduated and worked several different jobs, gaining experience and skills along the way. Seems each one led to a better one. Spent 11 years running an EmComm group for our county. Now days just work, eat, sleep. LOL. Looking forward to retirement in a few years
 
Born in Madison, WI in 1970, moved to Cleveland, OH when I was 7. Mostly typical suburban life, with a few wrinkles like heating the house with a woodburner, and lots of canning when we would visit the family back on the farm in Wisc. School told me I was "gifted", but I was unmotivated and didn't apply myself any more than I needed to graduate HS - barely. Fell in love with the sun and sea during a vacation to the Florida Keys, and spent as much time in/on the water as possible. Lifeguarded for a while, until I realized it wasn't a long term career, and enrolled in college thanks to a great ACT score. Majored in comp-sci, but found that a little dry, so I double majored in elementary education as well. Got lucky as hell and got a job doing IT in a local school district. Married way above my station, and had 4 beautiful children, the eldest with autism, which kept things chaotic for a while. Had a nice plot of land, I wish I had done more with, but at least had a decent enough woodlot to keep the whole woodburning heat and food preservation/storage things going.
After 15 years, when the great recession dried up school funding, the district I worked for fail 2 funding levies in a row, and with unemployment in Cleveland running 18% - I applied for jobs in states with decent economies and landed in Utah. Was an IT department of 1 at a medium sized manufacturing company for a decade, until we were acquired by a much bigger company a couple of years ago. Definitely have become a jack of all trades, and a master of none. One day I'll be out helping whack a "vintage" 1970's manufacturing machine back into shape, the next day I'll be on zoom calls all day with auditors proving we keep our network safe & secure.
Been "homesteading" the best I can on a 1/3 acre lot, with chickens, fruit trees, lots of garden beds and an greenhouse hopefully done soon. Youngest just graduated, so looking at lots of potential change in the near future - it definitely won't be boring!
 
Nope. Left handedness runs in my family, but not me...
Not to stray from the thread - so sorry in advance.
Those traits you listed are so prevalent in left handers. There are things that can "trick" your brain that help with math like viewing equations as shapes, some balancing exercises that cross midlines, and try not to work math on yellow paper (steno pads). Anyhoo, interesting.
 
I'll go. Iowa born and raised, on a 220 acre farm in the middle of one of the most productive agriculture areas on earth. I didn't have the talent or the ambition to be a farmer though. Actually I don't even like it that much. I somehow learned to read on my own at age 4. My sister said I was able to figure it out by watching Sesame Street and the Electric Company every day. I could read at a high school level when I was six. So, reading is what I did - I woul read everything I could get my hands on. That led me into art, I found I had a talent for drawing, and I did that up until junior high when I discovered sports. I did music too, in high school and college. Played trombone in the concert band, drums in the jazz and pep bands. Sang tenor in the choir. Acted in the plays - I did Fiddler on the Roof in college.
Small world - I taught myself to read too, and ended up in HS reading curriculum in 4th grade. Wish it hadn't given me such a big head, because I graduated HS with a 2.3 GPA, but I suspect taking on drinking early had something to do with that as well. Also a trombone player, but only good enough for our marching band, I was last chair in concert band all 4 years. But I was loud on the football field, that's for sure!
 
Small world - I taught myself to read too, and ended up in HS reading curriculum in 4th grade. Wish it hadn't given me such a big head, because I graduated HS with a 2.3 GPA, but I suspect taking on drinking early had something to do with that as well. Also a trombone player, but only good enough for our marching band, I was last chair in concert band all 4 years. But I was loud on the football field, that's for sure!
Same, I was put with the grade ahead for reading. It didn't go well, they resented my presence and I was returned to my own class because they picked on me. I did poorly in some of my HS classes, I think because reading comprehension came so easily that I never learned to apply myself. I did really well in all my English classes. At junior college I wrote and illustrated a children's book for a class, and the prof told me to pursue getting it published. Of course I dismissed it as being silly. Now I wonder what might have been...
 
Not to stray from the thread - so sorry in advance.
Those traits you listed are so prevalent in left handers. There are things that can "trick" your brain that help with math like viewing equations as shapes, some balancing exercises that cross midlines, and try not to work math on yellow paper (steno pads). Anyhoo, interesting.
The lefties in my family are the math-ey ones with not much creativeness.

Side note, my daughter is just like me. You can't get her face out of a book. She started trying to write her own books by age 9 and she's still doing it at age 15. I often tell her to look up from the pretend world in the book because she's missing the real world right in front of her face...
 
Same, I was put with the grade ahead for reading. It didn't go well, they resented my presence and I was returned to my own class because they picked on me. I did poorly in some of my HS classes, I think because reading comprehension came so easily that I never learned to apply myself. I did really well in all my English classes. At junior college I wrote and illustrated a children's book for a class, and the prof told me to pursue getting it published. Of course I dismissed it as being silly. Now I wonder what might have been...
It's never to late to give something like that a shot! I've got a niece who just self-published a novel and is having tons of fun with it, even if it isn't going to make her the next JK Rowling ;) I really wanted to work for a movie prop shop, but LA was a long way from Cleveland back in the 80's, so I never even tried to make a go at it. Now I have a little side business where I make movie prop replicas and sell them at sci-fi conventions. It's a ton of fun, I've made a lot of people happy and paid for a couple of years of college for my kids. :)
 
It's never to late to give something like that a shot! I've got a niece who just self-published a novel and is having tons of fun with it, even if it isn't going to make her the next JK Rowling ;) I really wanted to work for a movie prop shop, but LA was a long way from Cleveland back in the 80's, so I never even tried to make a go at it. Now I have a little side business where I make movie prop replicas and sell them at sci-fi conventions. It's a ton of fun, I've made a lot of people happy and paid for a couple of years of college for my kids. :)
That children's book I wrote was in a box somewhere at my parents house. I came across it once about 15 or 20 years ago. It probably got tossed during one of my mom's bouts of "pitch-itis" but if I were ever to find it, I might touch it up and send it off to be looked at. It was a "what not to do" book, where little Johnny kept disobeying his parents and getting hurt. For instance, one page went something like this:

Little Johnny's mom told him never to play with matches. But Little Johnny just wouldn't listen!

Then the illustration showed a little cartoon boy standing there, with his clothes singed and smoke coming off his head, holding a burned out match, with a bewildered look on his face...

Or, "Little Johnny's dad warned him not to play in the street. But little Johnny wanted to ride his Big Wheel in the street anyway!

And the illustration showed the little boy with tire tracks across his shirt...
 
Just remember that if the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body then left handed people are the only ones in their right mind. I'm left handed, and this is the last time I am apologizing for it. ;)
 

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