You could win 700 trillion dollars......And be the "WINNER" Just answer this simple question.

[Sourdough]

It is mid-January 1972, and you are a radio disc jockey in a big American city. It is 9:25 on a Saturday night.
You have to pee very-very-very-very-very bad, you need a beer, plus you're hungry for a quality cheeseburger and salty french fries. After which you need to pee again very-very-very BADLY.

For 700 trillion (pretend) dollars and the title "one smart SOB" what would you do to solve you needs..???

 

[Sourdough]

You can be "The Wolfman" broadcasting from "Stink-Butt", California.

 

[havasu]

Game's over.
Let's give it a break.

 

[Swing]

And I'm going to add one answer. Put on a long playing song - and when you get back call a delivery service.
I married a radio announcer and that is what they did when he (or others) was a night dj. All locked in with 2 turn tables and ads in 8 track cassettes.
So, there is nothing special about it. DJ folks do it all the time.