Front Porch Chit Chat

[Meerkat]

What happen to this place?!
Awful lot of crickets on the forum.
Sad to see.

Maybe you should visit more often and that would be one less cricket. Sometimes I hang around here just to add numbers till more join.

 

[Terri9630]

When people behave like that they are begging for an LEO visit.

The Deputy came and they turned off the music. I was on my front porch and watched the Deputy drive back to the main road, turn his lights off and come back. He didn't have to wait long. Instead of turning the music back on they hopped on the 4wheeler and started racing up and down the road doing doughnuts with no lights on. I'm sure they were drinking. Don't know what happened from there, I fell asleep.

 

[gumpy]

The Deputy came and they turned off the music. I was on my front porch and watched the Deputy drive back to the main road, turn his lights off and come back. He didn't have to wait long. Instead of turning the music back on they hopped on the 4wheeler and started racing up and down the road doing doughnuts with no lights on. I'm sure they were drinking. Don't know what happened from there, I fell asleep.

Stupidity knows no bounds! Lol

 

[Meerkat]

Stupidity knows no bounds! Lol
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Hey Gump " it a club and we ain't in it ", George Carlin.

 

[Double R]

Thanks for the congrats. We have been waiting for your return to get things moving.

Lol! I’m sure

2:40am and I'm listening to my back yard neighbors music. The base is so high its making my lungs "flutter". They STARTED at 2am. Just waiting for the Sheriff to show up so I can get back to sleep. No way I'm going over there in the middle of the night.

We are seeing this more and more. So obnoxious!

Maybe you should visit more often and that would be one less cricket. Sometimes I hang around here just to add numbers till more join.

Hi @Meerkat! :green man:

 

[Meerkat]

Lol! I’m sure



We are seeing this more and more. So obnoxious!


Hi @Meerkat! :green man:

Hi Double R, good to see you back and hope you hang around.back.

 

[Double R]

Thanks hun!
How have you been?

 

[Terri9630]

We are seeing this more and more. So obnoxious!

He broke up with his long time girlfriend and started calling his ex wife at all hrs. (She's a friend and my daughter is good friends with her step daughter.) His new girlfriend likes to party....

 

[Swing]

Love seeing you back Double R.

And the Expo was neat. I did buy a firestarter after I was shown how to use it. And a couple of other things. I may be able to go back tomorrow.
And I got to try some Thrive freeze dried food.

 

[Terri9630]

Love seeing you back Double R.

And the Expo was neat. I did buy a firestarter after I was shown how to use it. And a couple of other things. I may be able to go back tomorrow.
And I got to try some Thrive freeze dried food.

I've been buying Thrive stuff for about a year or so now along with Augason farms. The only thing I haven't liked so far with Thrive is the diced ham.

 

[Peanut]

Glad to see you are around @Double R and doing well... still haven't gotten me pics of that old A\C tractor... teasing... Hope you are well!

 

[Meerkat]

Thanks hun!
How have you been?

I'm doing good how about you? :lil guy:

 

[Double R]

He broke up with his long time girlfriend and started calling his ex wife at all hrs. (She's a friend and my daughter is good friends with her step daughter.) His new girlfriend likes to party....

Sheesh! Must be nice to have so much extra free time I don’t understand not respecting “your” neighbors. Partying is fine but keep it to “yourself”.

Glad to see you are around @Double R and doing well... still haven't gotten me pics of that old A\C tractor... teasing... Hope you are well!

Thanks @Peanut.
Here a pic of old Alice. We’ve gotten a ton of parts for her and she’s mostly back together but her rebuild has been on hold due to health issues and ranchin. Hopefully by the end of the year she will be all back together and gorgeous again.

I'm doing good how about you? :lil guy:

Good!
Plugging along!

 

[gumpy]

How's your back doing @Double R ?

 

[Double R]

How's your back doing @Double R ?

Back is all better. Memory like a hawk this one!

 

[squirrelhunter]

Howdy all.

 

[gumpy]

Wazzup @squirrelhunter ? Can you tell me if a one legged duck really swims in a circle?

 

[viking]

Our cat,which we thought was a male,started having kittens last night . We don't want any kittens that's why we wanted a male. We had a litter of puppies last year and had trouble getting rid of them,that's why we got rid of the mom later on before she came in heat again.Guess we'll have to get our cat fixed,she's only a year old. Luckily she only had 3 so hopefully we can rid of them easily enough.

Just the opposite to what my boss in landscaping and gardening thought about his cat,he thought he had a female, I had to tell him that those two fuzzy dark bumps just below it's tail says it's a tom.

 

[gumpy]

Just the opposite to what my boss in landscaping and gardening thought about his cat,he thought he had a female, I had to tell him that those two fuzzy dark bumps just below it's tail says it's a tom.

Maybe it "Identifies" as a female! Lol

 

[squirrelhunter]

Wazzup @squirrelhunter ? Can you tell me if a one legged duck really swims in a circle?

No because I don't have any 1 legged ducks

 

[The Lazy L]

SHTF!!!!!! TEOTWAWKI!!!!!!! The End Of The World As Wife Knows it! The A/C went out last evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opening the windows to let the cool evening air is NOT an alternative. Little bugs might get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or BIG FOOT might rip a window screen off and crawl inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Meerkat]

SHTF!!!!!! TEOTWAWKIT!!!!!!! The End Of The World As Wife Knows it! The A/C went out last evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opening the windows to let the cool evening air is NOT an alternative. Little bugs might get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or BIG FOOT might rip a window screen off and crawl inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NO! Reason for our freezer, ICE a plenty. Stick it in front of fan with ice inside cooler.

 

[Swing]

SHTF!!!!!! TEOTWAWKIT!!!!!!! The End Of The World As Wife Knows it! The A/C went out last evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opening the windows to let the cool evening air is NOT an alternative. Little bugs might get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or BIG FOOT might rip a window screen off and crawl inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This works. I bought one for Mom when her air conditioner needed coolant. She could be in a chair and it would drop the temp enough to be enjoyable.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/As-Seen-on-TV-Artic-Air-Cooler/170497626

 

[Amish Heart]

How about a fan with a bowl of ice cubes in front of it?
It gets pretty hot in the upstairs of our farmhouse in the summer. Like 100 degrees hot. Too hot to sleep. We have 2 portable units, but they do have to vent out the window, so I guess bugs could get in. No ones cared, because the alternative would be hot.

 

[Meerkat]

No because I don't have any 1 legged ducks

I had a one winged duck once does that count? His name was Joe and he liked to peck my frozen toes in the morning when I stepped out to feed him. He was Peking.

 

[user 55]

I had a one winged duck once does that count? His name was Joe and he liked to peck my frozen toes in the morning when I stepped out to feed him. He was Peking.

Boo....

 

[viking]

Maybe it "Identifies" as a female! Lol

That was back in the 1960's, the identity problem was just starting to formulate, this modern stuff hadn't yet got stuffed down our throats. I did see a couple of people with long blond hair riding in a convertible that I almost whistled at until I saw they were guys.

 

[squirrelhunter]

I had a one winged duck once does that count? His name was Joe and he liked to peck my frozen toes in the morning when I stepped out to feed him. He was Peking.

That's what mine are. I have a couple with health problems but they're not missing body parts,at least not yet. One may wind up being a 1 legged duck.

 

[VThillman]

That was back in the 1960's, the identity problem was just starting to formulate, this modern stuff hadn't yet got stuffed down our throats. I did see a couple of people with long blond hair riding in a convertible that I almost whistled at until I saw they were guys.

Gumpy's "identifies" refers to the T (Trans-gender) in LGBT. I am informed that Trans-gender does not equal Trans-sexual, because gender and sex are not synonyms. My friend attempted to explain the sense of this dichotomy to me, but, though I understood the individual words, they didn't merge into anything useful. Not being a politician, I will not further spread the confusion.

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[Meerkat]

Gumpy's "identifies" refers to the T (Trans-gender) in LGBT. I am informed that Trans-gender does not equal Trans-sexual, because gender and sex are not synonyms. My friend attempted to explain the sense of this dichotomy to me, but, though I understood the individual words, they didn't merge into anything useful. Not being a politician, I will not further spread the confusion.

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Never thought of it like that. Gender is what makes you male or female and sex is what people do.