Front Porch Chit Chat

[Fort]

So I really was trying to expand the group of members who talk in this Chit Chat thread tonight

 

[Double R]

I really do hope more come in and join us.

 

[havasu]

Try wearing those gloves with a horse. They like to poop with your hand inside and it ends up in your armpit!

 

[Double R]

Cows do the same. Because its so liquid it usually manages to fill boots or pockets. Everyone always thinks its so funny when it happens to me. Well they do until I fling it at them for laughing.

 

[Fort]

I thought maybe I wasn't being welcoming enough, but with the poop discussion... maybe the problem isn't me

 

[buildit]

Cows do the same. Because its so liquid it usually manages to fill boots or pockets. Everyone always thinks its so funny when it happens to me. Well they do until I fling it at them for laughing.

Talk about a job where crap slinging is part of the day. LOL

 

[Fort]

Cows do the same. Because its so liquid it usually manages to fill boots or pockets. Everyone always thinks its so funny when it happens to me. Well they do until I fling it at them for laughing.

There is a part of me that has a hard time believing that you would fling poop. And there is a part of me that, with an evil grin, completely believes that you would fling poop when it is justified

 

[Double R]

There is a part of me that has a hard time believing that you would fling poop. And there is a part of me that, with an evil grin, completely believes that you would fling poop when it is justified

Well hubby was the first victim. He laughed too many times. It was a weak moment that was VERY gratifying! Muahahaha!

 

[buildit]

There is a part of me that has a hard time believing that you would fling poop. And there is a part of me that, with an evil grin, completely believes that you would fling poop when it is justified

Somebody never got to play in a cow pasture as a kid. LOL

 

[The Innkeeper]

Too much love in here right now!

maybe it’s an estrogen thing I,d tell you I love you and offer you a hug but then one of us would have to shoot the other, then there are holes to dig, witnesses to be dealt with and data to be deleted

 

[Fort]

Somebody never got to play in a cow pasture as a kid. LOL

We told the kids in youth group to stay out of the cow pies.

I dealt with enough fecal matter as an EMT to last me for a lifetime.

 

[Double R]

maybe it’s an estrogen thing I,d tell you I love you and offer you a hug but then one of us would have to shoot the other, then there are holes to dig, witnesses to be dealt with and data to be deleted

 

[Fort]

maybe it’s an estrogen thing I,d tell you I love you and offer you a hug but then one of us would have to shoot the other, then there are holes to dig, witnesses to be dealt with and data to be deleted

Wow

 

[Double R]

@Fort Humans gross Animals not gross

 

[Fort]

@Fort Humans gross Animals not gross

I don't know that I have ever heard of "not gross" poop. When I get dog poop on my shoe (from my own dog!), I am still upset.

 

[Double R]

I don't know that I have ever heard of "not gross" poop. When I get dog poop on my shoe (from my own dog!), I am still upset.

Ok. Fair enough! When I've had bear poop on me its pretty nasty. I'll give you that

 

[havasu]

OK Bob, lets hide our man cards for a brief moment!

 

[Fort]

I think this is the first time I have used the popcorn emoji. This is turning out to be a very confusing night for me.

 

[Double R]

Im glad you two are joining us! We need some normal people to comment or we'll go loonie'er

 

[The Innkeeper]

OK Bob, lets hide our man cards for a brief moment!

my wife holds onto mine for safekeeping, I don’t know if she will let me hide it for a hug

 

[Double R]

I think this is the first time I have used the popcorn emoji. This is turning out to be a very confusing night for me.

Its a new day lady! You just never know whats around the corner here! We need to keep you on your toes!

 

[buildit]

I don't know that I have ever heard of "not gross" poop. When I get dog poop on my shoe (from my own dog!), I am still upset.

Never felt a patty squeeze between your toes? Country life ain't pretty for the eyes and ears but the mind knows it's perfect.

 

[Fort]

Im glad you two are joining us! We need some normal people to comment or we'll go loonie'er

 

[Double R]

Yoooooou whooooooo @Weedygarden @Tommycourt Where are you????????

 

[The Innkeeper]

Never felt a patty squeeze between your toes? Country life ain't pretty for the eyes and ears but the mind knows it's perfect.

they burn way better when they are dry

 

[Double R]

they burn way better when they are dry

This is Very true! Make great frisbees too

 

[Fort]

they burn way better when they are dry

I believe that I have heard that.

I also heard that they still stink.

 

[buildit]

Im glad you two are joining us! We need some normal people to comment or we'll go loonie'er

Don't make me bring out left brain. He's been busy watching my paint all day and the straight jacket will not restrain him. Ask fort what happens when there is no filter.

 

[Double R]

Nah! Not once they are dry

 

[Fort]

Don't make me bring out left brain. He's been busy watching my paint all day and the straight jacket will not restrain him. Ask fort what happens when there is no filter.

It is bad. For those of you who have seen me let loose, Left Brain is much, much crazier.