Front Porch Chit Chat

[Double R]

I definitely do a lot of laughing when you two are on!

 

[Fort]

He still hasn't explained the tit mouse. I am still afraid of what he will say.

And the silence on his end isn't good. He is up to something. A long post? Finding another disturbing YouTube video? We will find out soon enough.

 

[buildit]

Fine, I'll go away so you two can have new more interesting friends.

 

[Fort]

Fine, I'll go away so you two can have new more interesting friends.

LOL we don't want you to go away.

Hard to picture someone more "interesting" than you

Plus all the other guys wouldn't hang out with us

 

[buildit]

LOL we don't want you to go away.

Hard to picture someone more "interesting" than you

Plus all the other guys wouldn't hang out with us

Okay, so what is the topic of discussion? Tanning products, best stores to buy vegetables at or Fords and why they suck?

 

[Double R]

Don't go away! I was reading other threads.

 

[Fort]

Okay, so what is the topic of discussion? Tanning products, best stores to buy vegetables at or Fords and why they suck?

What is a tit mouse, and what did it do deserve such an awful name?

 

[buildit]

Don't go away! I was reading other threads.

;D So was I.

 

[The Innkeeper]

Well, I can’t find my man card and I’m going to pack it in for the evening. It’s been fun. Sleep well all. TTFN

 

[Fort]

Well, I can’t find my man card and I’m going to pack it in for the evening. It’s been fun. Sleep well all. TTFN

Goodnight Bob. Please come back and hang out with us on another night.

 

[buildit]

What is a tit mouse, and what did it do deserve such an awful name?

https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Tufted_Titmouse/id

 

[Fort]

https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Tufted_Titmouse/id

A tit mouse is a bird and not a mouse. Wow.

I think I should go to bed soon. I have to get my son to daycare before I take my car to the shop.

 

[buildit]

A tit mouse is a bird and not a mouse. Wow.

I think I should go to bed soon. I have to get my son to daycare before I take my car to the shop.

See, my little surprise. I was not answering to see if you'd look yourself. ;-)

Sleep well, drive carefully and feel the lubrication. LOL

 

[Fort]

See, my little surprise. I was not answering to see if you'd look yourself. ;-)

Sleep well, drive carefully and feel the lubrication. LOL

My desire to know about anything with "mouse" or "mice" in the title is pretty low right now

Thank you LOL. Goodnight

 

[Double R]

Well, I can’t find my man card and I’m going to pack it in for the evening. It’s been fun. Sleep well all. TTFN

Please join us again!
Sweet dreams!

 

[Double R]

A tit mouse is a bird and not a mouse. Wow.

I think I should go to bed soon. I have to get my son to daycare before I take my car to the shop.

I had no idea either.
Drive careful tomorrow
Sweet dreams!

 

[buildit]

My desire to know about anything with "mouse" or "mice" in the title is pretty low right now

Thank you LOL. Goodnight

Silly girl thinks a tit mouse looks like this. LOL

 

[Double R]

I was afraid to ask! Lol!

 

[buildit]

I was afraid to ask! Lol!

Beware the Delphinus whenever you are wet, they are highly intelligent and lone youth often for rape gangs.

 

[Double R]

I’m still afraid to ask!

 

[buildit]

I’m still afraid to ask!

Then science fact #2 for the night....
One of the distinctions separating humans from animals is that we are a species capable of morality. Only we create moral codes through rational means — which is one reason they differ from society to society.

Animals are amoral. Whatever morality they appear to show — often anthropomorphized by observers — comes from instinct, not rational discourse or deliberation worked out and changeable over time.

With that in mind, dolphins are often romanticized as gentle sweethearts. But males force females into situations of gang forced intercourse, and may kill unrelated young.
https://evolutionnews.org/2016/02/dolphin_males_f/

 

[Double R]

Goodness! Your geek is falling out again!

 

[buildit]

Goodness! Your geek is falling out again!

I AM the credible hulk

And with that I'm also off to bed. Sleep well and get better or else I'll start geeking this whole site out with annoying science facts. LOL

 

[Double R]

That’s some funny stuff right there!

Sweet dreams! I’m headed to bed myself!
Catch ya tomorrow!

 

[gumpy]

Hey y'all! Finally got caught up. I went to bed early so now I'm up.
It's raining/freezing mix and my wife's colonoscopy is in the morning. Church was cancelled yesterday cause the water was frozen. The cleaning lady turned off the water that was left running so it wouldn't freeze! Wife and I watched 17 episodes of Buffalo Bill Jr. Old, old, western.

 

[gumpy]

@Fort and @Double R , y'all need to take care of yourselves and get better. Y'all are acting like men! Ha.

 

[DrPrepper]

Oh, my.... all the things I missed out on by not growing up in the country. I never got to do anything with cow patties, never got to fling poop (until I was a nurse, anyway...).... I feel deprived........

 

[gumpy]

Oh, my.... all the things I missed out on by not growing up in the country. I never got to do anything with cow patties, never got to fling poop (until I was a nurse, anyway...).... I feel deprived........

Don't feel bad! Growing up in the country was not all good, but I wouldn't trade it for nothing.

 

[UncleJoe]

I think you just unleashed chaos with your fart video and you have possibly offended some of the potential new friends we could meet in this thread.

Well I for one, am offended.

I'm gonna take my ball and go home!

 

[Double R]

Hey y'all! Finally got caught up. I went to bed early so now I'm up.
It's raining/freezing mix and my wife's colonoscopy is in the morning. Church was cancelled yesterday cause the water was frozen. The cleaning lady turned off the water that was left running so it wouldn't freeze! Wife and I watched 17 episodes of Buffalo Bill Jr. Old, old, western.

Prayers for a safe and quick procedure today for the wife Gumpy. Drive careful!
The Buffalo Bill marathon sounds nice.

Oh, my.... all the things I missed out on by not growing up in the country. I never got to do anything with cow patties, never got to fling poop (until I was a nurse, anyway...).... I feel deprived........

Flung a lot of poop growing up. Lol! I guess I should probably be embarrassed by that!
We used to get it horse poop fights when we cleaned stalls. They are perfect balls to throw at each other. But only dry ones in outdoor paddocks! We have standards you know! Lol!
Dry Cow pies are fantastic frisbees.
Little kids always love wacking fresh ones with sticks. Can’t say if I did that or not. Never played with meat eaters poop. That’s just unsanitary. Bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
We never got sick as kids either so...... hmmmmmmmmm!!!! That was pretty purel days.

Well I for one, am offended.
I'm gonna take my ball and go home!

I sure hope not! We’re kinda fond of ya already! ;D