Front Porch Chit Chat

[Fort]

Nah! Not once they are dry

I meant once you set fire to the dried poop.

 

[Double R]

Easy kids! Don't want to scare everyone off!

 

[Fort]

Easy kids! Don't want to scare everyone off!

Right?!? Quick!!! Everyone hide your crazy and act normal, at least until we make some new friends!!!

 

[Double R]

I meant once you set fire to the dried poop.

I've not noticed a smell when burning them... Ill have to try again and get back to you.

 

[Double R]

Right?!? Quick!!! Everyone hide your crazy and act normal, at least until we make some new friends!!!

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Dang it Fort! Your killing me!

 

[buildit]

It is bad. For those of you who have seen me let loose, Left Brain is much, much crazier.

Crazy? Crazy like a fox or maybe a tit mouse. LOL

 

[Fort]

I've not noticed a smell when burning them... Ill have to try again and get back to you.

No one has ever offered to smell burning poop for me before.

This is a crazy night. There aren't enough emojis to express the look on my face right now.

 

[Double R]

The sacrifices I make for my friends!

 

[Fort]

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Dang it Fort! Your killing me!

I keep trying to hide my crazy and y'all keep bringing it out

 

[Double R]

Your killing me fort! Your killing me!

 

[Fort]

The sacrifices I make for my friends!

Right?!?!? LOL

I have never offered to do that for anyone. I am suddenly feeling like less of a friend. Err not. No I am good. LOL

 

[buildit]

Quick someone light a Fart! Fort wants to know if the methane still stinks!

 

[Fort]

Crazy? Crazy like a fox or maybe a tit mouse. LOL

What is a tit mouse?

(Please don't make me regret asking this question.)

 

[Double R]

Quick someone light a Fart! Fort wants to know if the methane still stinks!

EEW! What do it look like in here? A frat house? Sheesh!

 

[Double R]

What is a tit mouse?

(Please don't make me regret asking this question.)

I don't know why im laughing so hard at this comment im literally crying

 

[Fort]

EEW! What do it look like in here? A frat house? Sheesh!

Right?!? You can tell who is the guy in this conversation.

Speaking of which, @havasu and @BugoutBob must still be looking for their man cards so they can hide them. It is safe to talk to us... well, pretty safe.

 

[buildit]

EEW! What do it look like in here? A fart house? Sheesh!

 

[Double R]

I think we scared them off

 

[Fort]

I don't know why im laughing so hard at this comment im literally crying

Because we are all afraid of what @buildit may say.

I think of, "that's as helpful as tits on a boar hog." I doubt that is related, but that is what my brain thinks of.

 

[Double R]

I'm pretty sure that isn't inviting Buildit. lol

 

[buildit]

I'm pretty sure that isn't inviting Buildit. lol

Who are we inviting? Boring people who wanna discuss adult things like washing dishes? LOL

 

[Fort]

Who are we inviting? Boring people who wanna discuss adult things like washing dishes? LOL

Hey, you discuss washing dishes with me all the time!

Well, lecture me about not washing dishes... pretty much the same thing.

 

[Fort]

1 How do they not set their britches on fire?
2 Doing this in front of little children is wrong.
3 Doing this in front of a camera is wrong.
4 Doing this is wrong - what is wrong with these people?

 

[Double R]

 

[buildit]

Hey, you discuss washing dishes with me all the time!

Well, lecture me about not washing dishes... pretty much the same thing.

Right brain talks about thing like doing dishes. Hey, let's talk about chaos theory and it's implications for entropy and effects upon unified theory? Who's up for some smart talk? LOL

 

[buildit]

1 How do they not set their britches on fire?
2 Doing this in front of little children is wrong.
3 Doing this in front of a camera is wrong.
4 Doing this is wrong - what is wrong with these people?

As the methane is low concentration it doesn't produce enough heat to ignite their britches.

Wrong? If lighting farts is wrong I don't wanna be warm. LOL Sorry industrial waste digester joke.

 

[Fort]

Right brain talks about thing like doing dishes. Hey, let's talk about chaos theory and it's implications for entropy and effects upon unified theory? Who's up for some smart talk? LOL

I think you just unleashed chaos with your fart video and you have possibly offended some of the potential new friends we could meet in this thread. Not sure anyone is up for smart talk at this late hour and after watching 2 minutes of people literally trying to set their asses on fire.

 

[Double R]

I don't even know what to say at this point!

 

[Fort]

As the methane is low concentration it doesn't produce enough heat to ignite their britches.

Wrong? If lighting farts is wrong I don't wanna be warm. LOL Sorry industrial waste digester joke.

Maybe you can make new friends on the forum by explaining waste processing
It might actually work on this forum

 

[Fort]

I don't even know what to say at this point!

@buildit and I are the modern day electronic version of Abbott and Costello Well maybe not that high class, and certainly not dressed that well, but still funny none the less