Front Porch Chit Chat

[Double R]

Grocery store? Not sure what else to tell you other than I'll have some peaches around the end of July from my trees.

They aren’t any good right now from the store

 

[Fort]

Oh it was so much fun!
We had the belly measuring game, draw a foal on a plate on top of your head, the how babies are made relay race! It was awesome! Made horse cupcakes and had carrots for everyone to feed to my mare. It was awesome!

"How babies are made relay race" wow. Just wow. Not sure how you do this and not sure I want to know

 

[Fort]

I have read all of the posts I have missed and answered all outstanding spelling and grammar questions.

Good evening everyone

 

[buildit]

They aren’t any good right now from the store

Oh sure, so I bought crap oranges.

 

[Fort]

Oh sure, so I bought crap oranges.

I think she meant in the stores local to her

 

[buildit]

I think she meant in the stores local to her

So California is too good for Florida oranges?

 

[Fort]

So California is too good for Florida oranges?

Let's not turn this into the "Let's talk smack about California" thread. DoubleR and havasu don't seem to appreciate that.

 

[buildit]

Let's not turn this into the "Let's talk smack about California" thread. DoubleR and havasu don't seem to appreciate that.

Well, just because they are being held hostage by a radical liberal socialist government.

 

[Fort]

I have to do some laundry tonight but I don't want to do it.

 

[buildit]

I have to do some laundry tonight but I don't want to do it.

It's not like you have to go to town. Walk from your room down the hall and do it.

 

[Fort]

It's not like you have to go to town. Walk from your room down the hall and do it.

I am sitting at my kitchen island taking a Cherry Garcia ice cream break

 

[Double R]

"How babies are made relay race" wow. Just wow. Not sure how you do this and not sure I want to know

It was so funny! Especially because a lot of who was there was older family.

No this is not my video. The person who was supposed to record it didn't know red light off doesn't mean record on a camcorder.

 

[Double R]

I have to do some laundry tonight but I don't want to do it.

I have to brave the weather to go to the barn to do my laundry.

 

[buildit]

I am sitting at my kitchen island taking a Cherry Garcia ice cream break

Ice cream break from what, thinking about taking a break? Did you at least make it to the grocery store?

 

[Double R]

I think she meant in the stores local to her

correct

So California is too good for Florida oranges?

more than likely (rolling my eyes)

 

[buildit]

It was so funny! Especially because a lot of who was there was older family.

No this is not my video. The person who was supposed to record it didn't know red light off doesn't mean record on a camcorder.

That's funny but I wonder how many serious injuries and new relationships were created during the game? LOL

 

[Fort]

Ice cream break from what, thinking about taking a break? Did you at least make it to the grocery store?

I did not make it today. I will go tomorrow.

I did pick my son up early, miss any wintry mix that may have fallen, and cook dinner. So I am counting that as a success.

 

[UncleJoe]

I am sitting at my kitchen island taking a Cherry Garcia ice cream break

Have a little Jerry to go with that.

 

[Swing]

I bet you wish you had what I had for supper. Mega Stuff oreos and milk. Very nutritious. Just didn't feel like proper supper food.

 

[Fort]

It was so funny! Especially because a lot of who was there was older family.

No this is not my video. The person who was supposed to record it didn't know red light off doesn't mean record on a camcorder.

1 I thought that I posted some weird stuff on forums
2 Babies aren't made with toilet plungers and toilet paper
3 That was funny as poop to watch

 

[Swing]

That is one oh my gosh video.

 

[buildit]

3 That was funny as poop to watch

But last night you said poop stank and wasn't funny.

 

[Double R]

That's funny but I wonder how many serious injuries and new relationships were created during the game? LOL

Well one of my elderly aunts fell on my not elderly neighbor. We probably should have helped him faster but we were all (including him) laughing so hard

 

[Fort]

That is one oh my gosh video.

Right?!? Can you imagine going to DoubleR's house and being asked to play that game?

I would request to not be on the team with the woman who squished the toilet paper roll way too much. That is clearly not a good strategy.

 

[Double R]

1 I thought that I posted some weird stuff on forums
2 Babies aren't made with toilet plungers and toilet paper
3 That was funny as poop to watch

There was a lot of thrusting going on. There may have been babies made at that race

 

[Fort]

Well one of my elderly aunts fell on my not elderly neighbor. We probably should have helped him faster but we were all (including him) laughing so hard

Next time provide football padding for all relay participants

 

[Double R]

That is one oh my gosh video.

Glad you came to join us @Angie!!!!!

 

[Fort]

There was a lot of thrusting going on. There may have been babies made at that race

 

[Double R]

I bet you wish you had what I had for supper. Mega Stuff oreos and milk. Very nutritious. Just didn't feel like proper supper food.

Tease!!!!!!

 

[Swing]

Well, that certainly lightens my day.