Front Porch Chit Chat

[Double R]

Right?!? Can you imagine going to DoubleR's house and being asked to play that game?

I would request to not be on the team with the woman who squished the toilet paper roll way too much. That is clearly not a good strategy.

Well my aunts failed miserably at keeping the rolls round sooooooo.........

 

[Double R]

Well, that certainly lightens my day.

You just never know what you'll walk in on when @buildit, @Fort and I get in a room together.
Wish you had been at our race @Angie! I do actually think people laughed so hard they pee'd themselves.
Ah! Good times! Good times!

 

[Fort]

You just never know what you'll walk in on when @buildit, @Fort and I get in a room together.
Wish you had been at our race @Angie! I do actually think people laughed so hard they pee'd themselves.
Ah! Good times! Good times!

LOL your humor is sicker than I thought!

 

[Swing]

Then obviously you 3 are in charge of games for the 250th members.

 

[Double R]

It was a fantastic afternoon. The mare was really a good sport. Ate way to many carrots and everyone had a blast. Still talk about it to this day.
Of course after an exhausting party we came home to needing to do a C-section on a cow. Never a dull moment around here.

 

[Double R]

Then obviously you 3 are in charge of games for the 250th members.

MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[buildit]

You just never know what you'll walk in on when @buildit, @Fort and I get in a room together.
Wish you had been at our race @Angie! I do actually think people laughed so hard they pee'd themselves.
Ah! Good times! Good times!

I was at a party like that but there was so much alcohol most of those peeing themselves were not actually conscious of doing it. LOL

 

[Fort]

I was at a party like that but there was so much alcohol most of those peeing themselves were not actually conscious of doing it. LOL

Classy

 

[Fort]

Have a little Jerry to go with that.

Made me think of this

 

[Double R]

LOL! We mostly do alcohol free parties.

 

[Fort]

This has gone from the Chit Chat thread to the stress urinary incontinence thread.

 

[Fort]

LOL! We mostly do alcohol free parties.

You don't need alcohol to have fun when you have plungers and rolls of TP

 

[Fort]

Then obviously you 3 are in charge of games for the 250th members.

This should be epic

 

[buildit]

Classy

Hey I forgot to tell you and blow your mind but I ate dinner out tonight!

 

[buildit]

You don't need alcohol to have fun when you have plungers and rolls of TP

You should do motivational posters for high school students! LOL

 

[Fort]

Hey I forgot to tell you and blow your mind but I ate dinner out tonight!

You ate dinner out and I was early for my oil change and to pick my son up from school.

Hell has officially frozen over folks!!


What did you eat?

 

[Fort]

You should do motivational posters for high school students! LOL

Yeah, nothing could go wrong with that idea

 

[Double R]

This has gone from the Chit Chat thread to the stress urinary incontinence thread.

Thats half the fun of this thread! Always interesting and sometimes scary!

You don't need alcohol to have fun when you have plungers and rolls of TP

EXACTLY!!!! And some elderly ladies! With some young men.....

This should be epic

Hey I forgot to tell you and blow your mind but I ate dinner out tonight!

What did you have?

 

[Double R]

You should have been in the truck when I had a conversation with my teenage nephew (his mom was laughing so hard)
You see, when a yearling bull sees a young heifer..... Ill let you fill in the rest

 

[Fort]

You should have been in the truck when I had a conversation with my teenage nephew (his mom was laughing so hard)
You see, when a yearling bull sees a young heifer..... Ill let you fill in the rest

Instead of the birds and bees you taught him about the bulls and the heifers? That actually sounds like it may be a bit more relevant to the human species

 

[Double R]

Instead of the birds and bees you taught him about the bulls and the heifers? That actually sounds like it may be a bit more relevant to the human species

Well it did lead into "you know how we castrate the males that try and stray and get the young heifers pregnant" soooooo

 

[Fort]

Well it did lead into "you know how we castrate the males that try and stray and get the young heifers pregnant" soooooo

Talk about extreme birth control

 

[Fort]

@BugoutBob Join us

 

[buildit]

You ate dinner out and I was early for my oil change and to pick my son up from school.

Hell has officially frozen over folks!!


What did you eat?

I had Asian buffet after working out. Not a bad place for the price and Springfield has a dearth of good places to eat.

 

[Fort]

I had Asian buffet after working out. Not a bad place for the price and Springfield has a dearth of good places to eat.

I want to take you to a buffet to eat. Just to see the look on people's faces

 

[Fort]

I had Asian buffet after working out. Not a bad place for the price and Springfield has a dearth of good places to eat.

And now I want lo mein. Thanks @buildit !

 

[buildit]

Well it did lead into "you know how we castrate the males that try and stray and get the young heifers pregnant" soooooo

That's now a very scared male knowing that females have that power. Most young men only faced that thought once. Lorena Bobbitt

 

[Double R]

Talk about extreme birth control

It's pretty effective since he's helped a lot on our ranch and my "sisters" ranch. Use what works! lol

 

[buildit]

And now I want lo mein. Thanks @buildit !

I like the pepper beef and egg rolls.

 

[Fort]

I like the pepper beef and egg rolls.

What is pepper beef?