Front Porch Chit Chat

[Double R]

You guys aren't broken and you are welcome here It is always great to have people join us

 

[Fort]

I ate the whole pint of ice cream. Whoops.

 

[Double R]

Is it really a whoops?

 

[Fort]

Oh she will be a perfect candidate! She loves giving stuff away


Its safe! I promise! Please come out and play!

Ouch, true on the giving stuff away.

We are pretty safe. We try to play nicely with others. I am pretty sure that we've all had our shots

 

[Fort]

Is it really a whoops?

Not really. Once I was down to less than a quarter of it left, it was like, "I might as well finish it." Like that extra space in my freezer will make a huge difference haha.

 

[Double R]

I've had more than my own! I've even had all my calf hood vaccines and prebreeding vaccinations. Plus I'm definitely dewormed

 

[The Innkeeper]

You guys aren't broken and you are welcome here It is always great to have people join us

. Ahh you are so kind no matter what others say about you

 

[Double R]

. Ahh you are so kind no matter what others say about you

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[buildit]

And need I say, "Males don't get fixed, they get neutered. Females get fixed."

Not really. Once I was down to less than a quarter of it left, it was like, "I might as well finish it." Like that extra space in my freezer will make a huge difference haha.

But it will make a difference! You can stick your dirty laundry in there to make it clean since you are allergic to dishes and laundry. LOL

 

[The Innkeeper]

And need I say, "Males don't get fixed, they get neutered. Females get fixed."
But it will make a difference! You can stick your dirty laundry in there to make it clean since you are allergic to dishes and laundry. LOL

I was going to make a comment about fixed vs neutered but then I read what the quote says ... just read the quote and I will leave it to your imagination

 

[Fort]

. Ahh you are so kind no matter what others say about you

You have no idea how true this statement is

 

[Fort]

And need I say, "Males don't get fixed, they get neutered. Females get fixed."


But it will make a difference! You can stick your dirty laundry in there to make it clean since you are allergic to dishes and laundry. LOL

You can freeze your clothes clean?!?

Having a strong aversion to cleaning is not the same as being allergic to cleaning.

 

[Fort]

I was going to make a comment about fixed vs neutered but then I read what the quote says ... just read the quote and I will leave it to your imagination

I don't get it. I think my imagination may have gotten tired and went to bed already.

The rest of me still has some clothes to wash

 

[buildit]

You can freeze your clothes clean?!?

Yes, or at least according to an article I read once.

Having a strong aversion to cleaning is not the same as being allergic to cleaning.

Aversion in your case is like an allergy of sorts.

 

[Fort]

Aversion in your case is like an allergy of sorts.

LOL well my hands do get torn up with dishwashing soap

So you can't really freeze your clothes clean, can you?

 

[The Innkeeper]

I don't get it. I think my imagination may have gotten tired and went to bed already.

The rest of me still has some clothes to wash

It’s okay, it’s likely just my own warped mind. You don’t have laundry fairies, you know where you leave your laundry on the floor dirty and it appears again clean and in your closet?

 

[Fort]

It’s okay, it’s likely just my own warped mind. You don’t have laundry fairies, you know where you leave your laundry on the floor dirty and it appears again clean and in your closet?

Nope

Back when my husband was alive groceries appeared in the fridge and he cooked the food and did more than his share of the cleaning. He also bought the dog food, walked the dog at night, and took the trash out. I had a really good life.

Now I try to keep up with the chores and unpacking but it is tough. I have also become the mouse exterminator and the heating oil orderer and the trash hauler (no trash service where I moved to). I think he would be proud of me though.

The most important job I do is raise my son

 

[The Innkeeper]

Nope

The most important job I do is raise my son

That is one of the most important jobs there are. Done right it raises up the world, done poorly and the consequences are astounding.

 

[Double R]

You're a much stronger woman than you give yourself credit for Mrs. Fort

 

[Fort]

That is one of the most important jobs there are. Done right it raises up the world, done poorly and the consequences are astounding.

 

[buildit]

Nope

Back when my husband was alive groceries appeared in the fridge and he cooked the food and did more than his share of the cleaning. He also bought the dog food, walked the dog at night, and took the trash out. I had a really good life.

Now I try to keep up with the chores and unpacking but it is tough. I have also become the mouse exterminator and the heating oil orderer and the trash hauler (no trash service where I moved to). I think he would be proud of me though.

The most important job I do is raise my son

Knowing your situation a bit better than most I must point out your ability to procrastinate to the point of getting nothing done and as you point out raising your son is job #1, however providing a safe, clean and functioning home is in subparagraph A of the contract. ;D

 

[Fort]

You're a much stronger woman than you give yourself credit for Mrs. Fort

Thank you. I am just tired of fighting so much. It has been a long few years and I still have stuff to straighten out and go through and put away and clean.

 

[The Innkeeper]

Back when my husband was alive

well, that is embarrassing, I almost thought that you and buildit were a couple for some reason.

 

[buildit]

well, that is embarrassing, I almost thought that you and buildit were a couple for some reason.

More like brother and sister

 

[Fort]

Knowing your situation a bit better than most I must point out your ability to procrastinate to the point of getting nothing done and as you point out raising your son is job #1, however providing a safe, clean and functioning home is in subparagraph A of the contract. ;D

There's a contract?!? Which box is it in?

I am at safe, clean and functioning... and working towards safer, cleaner, and better functioning.

The procrastination is in large part because I always seem to get the dumbest person at any company to deal with. Although I did luck out with the heating oil people, they have been nice. And I did have back up heaters My son was warm and comfy and had no idea that his Mom screwed up.

 

[The Innkeeper]

You're a much stronger woman than you give yourself credit for Mrs. Fort

 

[Fort]

well, that is embarrassing, I almost thought that you and buildit were a couple for some reason.

He is my adopted brother and best friend.

You know that expression about when the world walks out on you?

He was always a phone call away after I lost my husband and then came out to help me move and then help me move more of my stuff after the moving company did not live up to their contract. He also knows me well enough to get to pick on me. He has a tough love approach most of the time

We are definitely not a couple though!

 

[The Innkeeper]

There's a contract?!? Which box is it in?

I am at safe, clean and functioning... and working towards safer, cleaner, and better functioning.

The procrastination is in large part because I always seem to get the dumbest person at any company to deal with. Although I did luck out with the heating oil people, they have been nice. And I did have back up heaters My son was warm and comfy and had no idea that his Mom screwed up.

Maybe God is using the gentleness of your heart to minister to dumb employees

 

[The Innkeeper]

He is my adopted brother and best friend.

You know that expression about when the world walks out on you?

He was always a phone call away after I lost my husband and then came out to help me move and then help me move more of my stuff after the moving company did live up to their contract. He also knows me well enough to get to pick on me. He has a tough love approach most of the time

We are definitely not a couple though!

Friends like that are a true treasure

 

[Fort]

Friends like that are a true treasure