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My favorite irony was in Florida, right before every hurricane. All the so called normal people would be scrambling to find groceries, plywood, generators, etc. most paid huge premiums for stuff that was normally common, that is if they could find any of it. Being a prepper, I was pretty calm through the ordeal. I even made money as a contractor selling the services of boarding up places along the coast, using the plywood I always had on hand.
SOYLENT GREEN................................ITS PEOPLE.
ok.now tell me where the drive way is,for driving into it.. 
I was thinking where do you dock to it.ok.now tell me where the drive way is,for driving into it..
I guess a boring day for the jihadas in either case someone overshot the target
I guess a boring day for the jihadas in either case someone overshot the target
Ah, what fun, tossing terrorists! I saw where gitmo costs 7million per prisoner yearly. I bet I could make a large sling shot for just a few hundred.....
Makes me think of a doomsday novel I read as a kid. They built a burm around a nuke plant to lessen the impact on people's view. They just had to close in the access road to protect it when a comet hit and flooded the plain it was located in. I think it was lucifers hammer. I may look that up again. One good thing about getting old is you can reread a book and it's just like reading it for the first time!
Lucifers Hammer
I was 90% sure that was it!
In my all time top 20 of PA novels naturally with Alas Babylon still in number one place.
Not only a great story, but set where I grew up so it was even more gripping.
Now I'm jelous, so where is the spot where they go for the salt?
It's been years since I read that, but I believe it was closer to the ocean towards Jacksonville. I don't remember the name of the spot meaning anything to me at the time. Honestly, I don't remember ever seeing open salt deposits anywhere either. I grew up playing on that River and the springs that fed it. I even canoed 100 miles to the ocean on it. Great place for a boy to be.
I guess I qualify for that, being a wierd prepper and all.
JONNTES CHAINSAW TRAINING !
MAVERICKS DAY BAG
MAVERICKS DAY BAG
One For DEMOCRATS
Simply cannot resist posting this twice
Sick I tell you! Yet really funny....
my mom had gotten that from a church member of the church she's a member of..now what is this world coming to? lol 
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As preppers we are always looking for creative ways to produce cheap off grid electricity... Hmm, a cat, duct tape, toast with butter
