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Now that is hilarious!
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I had a neighbor who did something similar once. He came over and asked me if he could hide his car in my back yard so he could catch his wife cheating. I let him park his car then he went back and crawled under his mobile home and spent all day there. His wife saw him crawl under in the morning and said she spent all day thumping all around the house as much as she could and making as much noise as she could then went out in the late afternoon and leaned under the house and asked him what he wanted for dinner.
They split up a year or so later and in fact she did have a boyfriend on the side and moved in with him immediately.
A poem about foundations:
I built a house and a home
both with sturdy foundations.
One of trust, the other of stone
and filled them with carnations.
Mortar and rock cracked with age,
and lies ate holes in the trust.
Without support the house soon sagged
and filled with jealous lust.
As house and home fell at my feet
a twisted screeching rubble,
the years ahead appear most bleak
my life, a bursting bubble.
A house rebuilt is good as new,
not so a broken home.
With hammer and saw and pots of glue,
and new support of stone.
The house will stand for years to come
but trust does not restore
with wood or stone or luck so dumb
my trust forever more
stays in myself and not in love
and closes every door.
copyright(C)1986 Paul Stephens
(published as an open source document)
There is a happy ending to this story but it took a decade to be realized.
Trust is the only foundation for love or even friendship. It must be constantly maintained. That requires honesty.
Love is a verb, it is something we do, not something that exists on its own.
Love as a noun is just a short term feeling that disappears without the act.
So love your partner - actively work at letting them know that they are loved and appreciated.
I built a house and a home
both with sturdy foundations.
One of trust, the other of stone
and filled them with carnations.
Mortar and rock cracked with age,
and lies ate holes in the trust.
Without support the house soon sagged
and filled with jealous lust.
As house and home fell at my feet
a twisted screeching rubble,
the years ahead appear most bleak
my life, a bursting bubble.
A house rebuilt is good as new,
not so a broken home.
With hammer and saw and pots of glue,
and new support of stone.
The house will stand for years to come
but trust does not restore
with wood or stone or luck so dumb
my trust forever more
stays in myself and not in love
and closes every door.
copyright(C)1986 Paul Stephens
(published as an open source document)
There is a happy ending to this story but it took a decade to be realized.
Trust is the only foundation for love or even friendship. It must be constantly maintained. That requires honesty.
Love is a verb, it is something we do, not something that exists on its own.
Love as a noun is just a short term feeling that disappears without the act.
So love your partner - actively work at letting them know that they are loved and appreciated.
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This dog needs a little more training...
Not if the dog belongs to his wife.This dog needs a little more training...
Then it needs a lot more trainingNot if the dog belongs to his wife.
The way I see it is that the owner needs a lot more training. The dog is fine.
A total lack of situational awareness.This dog needs a little more training...
Not only that but the dog views him as a lesser member instead of the alpha male.
A dog needs a leader and if you don't provide that leadership he will take it.
Pissing on you is a challenge of your authority and an exercise of the dogs supposed position.
If you provide the leadership the dog would be peeing on the far side of the hydrant and not on your side or your leg.
A dog needs a leader and if you don't provide that leadership he will take it.
Pissing on you is a challenge of your authority and an exercise of the dogs supposed position.
If you provide the leadership the dog would be peeing on the far side of the hydrant and not on your side or your leg.
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For us with Irish blood.
Looks like Samuel L. Jackson is on his angry soapbox again, this time cursing up a storm about Trump supporters:
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainme...oesnt-care-if-his-trump-stance-costs-him-fans
We all know what happened to him the last time he got on his soapbox and lectured us:
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainme...oesnt-care-if-his-trump-stance-costs-him-fans
We all know what happened to him the last time he got on his soapbox and lectured us:
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Don't care for his politics but but will say he has enough money not to care.
Stopped watching any movie with him in it...awhile ago...when he started his ********
He's a racist liberal with a big mouth...soooooo....**** HIM !!
'nuff said...
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He's a racist liberal with a big mouth...soooooo....**** HIM !!
'nuff said...
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