Jokes and Humor

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[Neb]

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It was most likely my mother's uncle that wrote

" Installed during the Kenedy regime"

Behind kitchen cabinets. I have continued that with the Clinton regime, Bush 3 regime...

Ben

 

[dademoss]

 

[Supervisor42]

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It means 'stop and go', like a 4-way stop sign.

 

[Digout]

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Where's the ammo?

 

[dademoss]

Where's the ammo?

and the glass for the window.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

must be a fun place to work--is this The Office?

 

[jazzy]

 

[dademoss]

 

[zoomzoom]

A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally , it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.
10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
10 years later, at 70 years of age ,the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and they even had an elevator.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because they had never been there before.

 

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Joke of the Day ;
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place...
First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy, "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy, "Man, you both have it easy!
I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word!
So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal"
Fourth guy, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex," and she said, "...wear sun-block!"

 

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Grrrrr

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

Traffic had to be rerouted due to a large crack in the road​

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[dademoss]

Traffic had to be rerouted due to a large crack in the road​

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They will need more ASSSSSSSphalt.

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

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[dademoss]

I hope they are tater tots

 

[jazzy]

 

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