Jokes and Humor

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This is no lie. In 9th and 10th grade I ran cross country in high school. I wasn't near as fast as the skinny kids, I weighed about 170 then, but during the races I would try to keep up to the pretty girls. You know, just as personal encouragement to try to keep pace and not as a pervert.

 

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[jazzy]

ok-so who i s gonna start a new diet fad to be named after him? could be your first miullion--think about it--books, interviews, podcasts--whicj celebrity spokesperson would you get?

 

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yeah. thats me. but i still thingk my Inna Godda Da Vida is still awsome

 

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When I was married the dog or I could NEVER get away with anything...
My standard answer was, if he didn't toot the dog would explode.. Do you want that ??

If 52 poots a day burns 1lb of fat, I should weight 110 lb...

 

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[SoulSeeker]

For anyone who didn't see the answers for my quiz,
1. Shakes hands
2. Legs

 

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[jazzy]

awesome fun-short video--a dad andhis little kids performing CCR

Palate Cleanser: The Clark family Performing "Fortunate Son" CCR​

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