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This is no lie. In 9th and 10th grade I ran cross country in high school. I wasn't near as fast as the skinny kids, I weighed about 170 then, but during the races I would try to keep up to the pretty girls. You know, just as personal encouragement to try to keep pace and not as a pervert.
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When I was married the dog or I could NEVER get away with anything...
My standard answer was, if he didn't toot the dog would explode.. Do you want that ??

If 52 poots a day burns 1lb of fat, I should weight 110 lb...
 
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