Jokes and Humor

[joel]

Not fake news she wrote a book a bout it

Kristi Noem, the famously anti-LGBTQ+ governor of South Dakota and Republican rising star, has written about killing a dog and a goat in her new book, No Going Back: The Truth on What’s Wrong With Politics and How We Move America Forward.

Noem, who’s been mentioned as a potential vice-presidential pick for Donald Trump, “offers readers a mixture of autobiography, policy prescriptions and political invective aimed at Democrats and other enemies,” according to The Guardian, which obtained an advance copy of the book. It will go on sale May 7.

Noem once had a hunting dog named Cricket, a wirehair pointer with an “aggressive personality,” the politician wrote. When Cricket was about 14 months old, Noem took the dog along on a pheasant hunt that included older dogs, thinking their presence would help Cricket calm down. But the young dog ran wild and disrupted the hunt, then killed many of a neighbor’s chickens on the way home.


“I realized I had to put her down,” Noem wrote, saying she hated Cricket. She took Cricket to a gravel pit and shot her to death. Shortly thereafter, she did the same to a “nasty and mean” male goat her family had owned.


A wonderful book to kill a dog

Ms. Noem is right! If you can not control your live stock you have to put it down.
This Nation is growing softer every day, we put down more than one dog for killing chickens.

 

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[Bacpacker]

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Photo taken on The Dragon. 20-30 minutes from me. That crash happens every week through the summer. They station an ambulance at some point along the 11 miles every weekend

 

[kd4ulw]

Just now laying in bed trying to get some sleep when I hear what I believe is someone talking near my window. Immediately rolled over on my back so I could have both ears open to pinpoint where the voices are coming from.

It was my stomach gurgling.

 

[Snowman]

Let that little one OUT...!!!

 

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