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Supervisor42

Formerly known as Supervisor42

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Neighbor

Oct 13, 2024

#35,041

Pearl said:
That's a 50/50!

Experts say: 47.358/52.642

Pearl

Finder of lost things AND The Boss

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Neighbor

Oct 13, 2024

#35,042

Supervisor42 said:
Experts say: 47.358/52.642

Unfortunately, the experts are right this time!!

SOAH

Super Friend

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Neighbor

Oct 13, 2024

#35,043

Supervisor42 said:
....If it happens.

Oh it will "happen"; much like the last "magical" "election". I'll vote but already know the pre-ordained outcome.

Pearl

Finder of lost things AND The Boss

HCL Supporter

Neighbor

Oct 13, 2024

#35,044

SOAH said:
Oh it will "happen"; much like the last "magical" "election". I'll vote but already know the pre-ordained outcome.

Don't give up or give in!!

jazzy

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Neighbor

Oct 13, 2024

#35,045

just to set the record straight i catagorically deny this sign is on my front gate. its on the back gate.

Last edited: Oct 13, 2024

jazzy

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Neighbor

Oct 13, 2024

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jazzy

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#35,047

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#35,048

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#35,049

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#35,050

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#35,051

jazzy

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Oct 13, 2024

#35,052

iwant one of these

CrocDundee

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Neighbor

Oct 14, 2024

#35,053

If Jesus had a telephone...Leonardo would have painted, "The Last Pizza".........

Caribou

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Neighbor

Oct 14, 2024

#35,054

CrocDundee said:
If Jesus had a telephone...Leonardo would have painted, "The Last Pizza".........

If Jesus went to heaven he gets pizza every Friday.

d_marsh

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Neighbor

Oct 14, 2024

#35,055

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#35,056

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#35,057

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#35,058

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Oct 14, 2024

#35,059

Patchouli

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Neighbor

Oct 14, 2024

#35,060

So, sometimes I forget where my screenshot came from. If it’s recently posted, so sorry.

d_marsh

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Oct 14, 2024

#35,061

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#35,065

SOAH

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Neighbor

Oct 15, 2024

#35,066

Pearl said:
Don't give up or give in!!

I have no intention to do so. It will definitely lead to some humor posts for sure.

d_marsh

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Oct 15, 2024

#35,067

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