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I suspect we’d find a way to give them our tax dollars in the name of our national interests. Then we’d demand they start a DEI program and trans gender care…
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I am 64 this year & I remember my father put up post in the field to teach my mother how to parallel park. We kids thought it was funny, but we were the only ones.
Come to think of it, in 55 years, never saw her parallel on the street.
Love is staying together after parking the camper, boat, you name it..
When I was teaching my kids to drive we used the small cheap home soccer field road cones and plastic milk bottles with sand with an orange plastic driveway marker to practice with..
It took 3-4 sets of these markers before they were ready to drive the test...
When I was teaching my kids to drive we used the small cheap home soccer field road cones and plastic milk bottles with sand with an orange plastic driveway marker to practice with..
It took 3-4 sets of these markers before they were ready to drive the test...
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thjis is not me, lol. --someone sent it and it made me laugh----
So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs.
I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me
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Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
~Unknown
*I don't know if this is a true story.
If it is... it's a good one!
If it isn't... it's still a good one!
So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs.
I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me
)Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
~Unknown
*I don't know if this is a true story.
If it is... it's a good one!
If it isn't... it's still a good one!
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