Jokes and Humor

[Lenny]

How do trees access the internet?
They log-in.

 

[Tim Horton]

I have that already, lol!!

PICTURES.... Or it isn't true...

 

[Bacpacker]

I have that already, lol!!

I knew it. And you always say no bikinis. Truth comes out finally.

 

[Bacpacker]

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Let me what them maters look like

 

[Pearl]

I knew it. And you always say no bikinis. Truth comes out finally.

No bikinis in the pool, just in the shop!!

 

[bkt]

I have that already, lol!!

We need pics.

 

[dademoss]

 

[SoJer]

OK, so.. I'm starting to 'get a little Worried' here, guys.. Not sure Eggzactly what's going on..

I think I've shared before my seemingly-Uncanny 'talent' for - Totally Involuntarily / Unpurposefully - creating 'Egg Sculptures / Art', whence - I swear, with my Hand on the Holy Bible - simply Dropping an Egg into / onto the pan when Cooking 'em.. I Do / Did NOT, in Any way shape or form, 'create' or 'influence' these 'Drops' - they Simply Formed like this, I swear...

My First 'Eggcident':

I you not, that's Exactly how it 'landed' / splayed-out...
The only thing I "did" was rotate the photo 90˚, but.. Other than that.. IT 'Created Itself'...

Of course, I Immediately began singing '...Grouuund Controlll to Mayyyjor Tommm...' and then LMAO! I mean.. What Are the Odds??!! Lol. OK...

#2 - (in Best David Attenborough Voice) 'The Extremely-Rare Peppered-Egg Moth':

(or, Could be an 'F-35 on Hyper-ReEntry'.. Either way, IT Created Itself..

3# - 'Which came First - the Quail or the Egg'?

#4 (and again, I Swear - All's I 'did' was drop these two side / side - I did NOT 'form the straps', etc) - "AOC spotted passing thru a TSA checkpoint"..

#5 (and this one's a Little 'mean', but.. Hey - It Formed itself..) - The Ill-Fated 'Titan Sub'..

Wait.. How does it 'look like the Titan'? Well...

I know, I know.. 'Terrible, jd!' (and Yes - That mod I did..)

..BUT.. Here's the One that has me 'Worried'.. THIS ONE.. I Just 'dropped' THIS AM...

..whaHuh?? Back up a little bit...

Ergo: By Golly I sure Hope and Pray that's Not a 'Prophecy Egg!!'

Anyone know a Good Shrink in AZ?

jd

 

[Caribou]

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[joel]

OK, so.. I'm starting to 'get a little Worried' here, guys.. Not sure Eggzactly what's going on..

I think I've shared before my seemingly-Uncanny 'talent' for - Totally Involuntarily / Unpurposefully - creating 'Egg Sculptures / Art', whence - I swear, with my Hand on the Holy Bible - simply Dropping an Egg into / onto the pan when Cooking 'em.. I Do / Did NOT, in Any way shape or form, 'create' or 'influence' these 'Drops' - they Simply Formed like this, I swear...

My First 'Eggcident':

I you not, that's Exactly how it 'landed' / splayed-out...
The only thing I "did" was rotate the photo 90˚, but.. Other than that.. IT 'Created Itself'...

Of course, I Immediately began singing '...Grouuund Controlll to Mayyyjor Tommm...' and then LMAO! I mean.. What Are the Odds??!! Lol. OK...

#2 - (in Best David Attenborough Voice) 'The Extremely-Rare Peppered-Egg Moth':

(or, Could be an 'F-35 on Hyper-ReEntry'.. Either way, IT Created Itself..

3# - 'Which came First - the Quail or the Egg'?

#4 (and again, I Swear - All's I 'did' was drop these two side / side - I did NOT 'form the straps', etc) - "AOC spotted passing thru a TSA checkpoint"..

#5 (and this one's a Little 'mean', but.. Hey - It Formed itself..) - The Ill-Fated 'Titan Sub'..

Wait.. How does it 'look like the Titan'? Well...

I know, I know.. 'Terrible, jd!' (and Yes - That mod I did..)

..BUT.. Here's the One that has me 'Worried'.. THIS ONE.. I Just 'dropped' THIS AM...

..whaHuh?? Look closer...

Ergo: By Golly I sure Hope and Pray that's Not a 'Prophecy Egg!!'

Anyone know a Good Shrink in AZ?

jd

Use more Butter in your pan, you get better eggs!

 

[SoJer]

Use more Butter in your pan, you get better eggs!

Aye, but my Cardiovascular-system appreciates me just using a little EVOO from a 'MIsto'..

Now.. when it's Bacon Day, whell.. That's a Grease of another Color.. Then we 'splurge' a little.. 'YOLO' and all..

jd

 

[SoJer]

For the few here that will 'Get this', ie: @Hardcalibres @Aerindel @Sourdough @Steve_In_29 @PaulKersey etc..

https://www.survivalistboards.com/t...1006106/page-6?post_id=22077868#post-22077868

jd

 

[CrocDundee]

Q:
Where would ya take a kangaroo with a broken leg for help?

A:
The hopital.

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[Sourdough]

For the few here that will 'Get this', ie: @Hardcalibres @Aerindel @Sourdough @Steve_In_29 @PaulKersey etc..

https://www.survivalistboards.com/t...1006106/page-6?post_id=22077868#post-22077868

jd

WOW........I do NOT miss that place.

Please........Pretty Please, don't send me back there.

That was a classic "bewildering" (hard to wade through) series of posts.

 

[Snowman]

WOW........I do NOT miss that place.

Please........Pretty Please, don't send me back there.

That was a classic "bewildering" (hard to wade through) series of posts.

Yeah, Lots of Train De-Rails over there also...!!!

at here :

For the few here that will 'Get this', ie: @Hardcalibres @Aerindel @Sourdough @Steve_In_29 @PaulKersey etc..

https://www.survivalistboards.com/t...1006106/page-6?post_id=22077868#post-22077868

jd

 

[joel]

Now.. when it's Bacon Day, whell.. That's a Grease of another Color.. Then we 'splurge' a little.. 'YOLO' and all..
jd

Bacon Day???! bacon like breathing, got do it everyday & it fits into my high fat/protein diet.
Still use butter with the Bacon grease & eggs never stick & Rarely run.

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Pearl]

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Yeah, waiting on election day!!

 

[Supervisor42]

Yeah, waiting on election day!!

....If it happens.

 

[Pearl]

....If it happens.

That's a 50/50!