Jokes and Humor

[Lenny]

How do trees access the internet?
They log-in.

 

[Tim Horton]

I have that already, lol!!😃

PICTURES.... Or it isn't true...

 

[Bacpacker]

I have that already, lol!!😃

I knew it. And you always say no bikinis. Truth comes out finally.

 

[Bacpacker]

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Let me what them maters look like

 

[Pearl]

I knew it. And you always say no bikinis. Truth comes out finally.

No bikinis in the pool, just in the shop!!😉

 

[bkt]

I have that already, lol!!😃

We need pics.

 

[dademoss]

 

[SoJer]

OK, so.. I'm starting to 'get a little Worried' here, guys.. 🤔 Not sure Eggzactly what's going on.. 🤓

I think I've shared before my seemingly-Uncanny 'talent' for - Totally Involuntarily / Unpurposefully - creating 'Egg Sculptures / Art', whence - I swear, with my Hand on the Holy Bible - simply Dropping an Egg into / onto the pan when Cooking 'em.. I Do / Did NOT, in Any way shape or form, 'create' or 'influence' these 'Drops' - they Simply Formed like this, I swear...

My First 'Eggcident':

😂😂😂 I 💩 you not, that's Exactly how it 'landed' / splayed-out...
The only thing I "did" was rotate the photo 90˚, but.. Other than that.. IT 'Created Itself'... 😂

Of course, I Immediately began singing '...Grouuund Controlll to Mayyyjor Tommm...' and then LMAO! 🤓 I mean.. What Are the Odds??!! Lol. OK...

#2 - (in Best David Attenborough Voice) 'The Extremely-Rare Peppered-Egg Moth':

🤓 (or, Could be an 'F-35 on Hyper-ReEntry'.. Either way, IT Created Itself..

3# - 'Which came First - the Quail or the Egg'?

😂

#4 (and again, I Swear - All's I 'did' was drop these two side / side - I did NOT 'form the straps', etc) - "AOC spotted passing thru a TSA checkpoint"..

😂😂😂

#5 (and this one's a Little 'mean', but.. Hey - It Formed itself..) - The Ill-Fated 'Titan Sub'..

🤓🤔 Wait.. How does it 'look like the Titan'? Well...

I know, I know.. 'Terrible, jd!' 🤓 (and Yes - That mod I did..)

..BUT.. Here's the One that has me 'Worried'.. THIS ONE.. I Just 'dropped' THIS AM...

🤔 ..whaHuh?? Back up a little bit...

Ergo: By Golly I sure Hope and Pray that's Not a 'Prophecy Egg!!' 🤓

Anyone know a Good Shrink in AZ? 🤓😂

jd

 

[Caribou]

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[joel]

OK, so.. I'm starting to 'get a little Worried' here, guys.. 🤔 Not sure Eggzactly what's going on.. 🤓

I think I've shared before my seemingly-Uncanny 'talent' for - Totally Involuntarily / Unpurposefully - creating 'Egg Sculptures / Art', whence - I swear, with my Hand on the Holy Bible - simply Dropping an Egg into / onto the pan when Cooking 'em.. I Do / Did NOT, in Any way shape or form, 'create' or 'influence' these 'Drops' - they Simply Formed like this, I swear...

My First 'Eggcident':

😂😂😂 I 💩 you not, that's Exactly how it 'landed' / splayed-out...
The only thing I "did" was rotate the photo 90˚, but.. Other than that.. IT 'Created Itself'... 😂

Of course, I Immediately began singing '...Grouuund Controlll to Mayyyjor Tommm...' and then LMAO! 🤓 I mean.. What Are the Odds??!! Lol. OK...

#2 - (in Best David Attenborough Voice) 'The Extremely-Rare Peppered-Egg Moth':

🤓 (or, Could be an 'F-35 on Hyper-ReEntry'.. Either way, IT Created Itself..

3# - 'Which came First - the Quail or the Egg'?

😂

#4 (and again, I Swear - All's I 'did' was drop these two side / side - I did NOT 'form the straps', etc) - "AOC spotted passing thru a TSA checkpoint"..

😂😂😂

#5 (and this one's a Little 'mean', but.. Hey - It Formed itself..) - The Ill-Fated 'Titan Sub'..

🤓🤔 Wait.. How does it 'look like the Titan'? Well...

I know, I know.. 'Terrible, jd!' 🤓 (and Yes - That mod I did..)

..BUT.. Here's the One that has me 'Worried'.. THIS ONE.. I Just 'dropped' THIS AM...

🤔 ..whaHuh?? Look closer...

Ergo: By Golly I sure Hope and Pray that's Not a 'Prophecy Egg!!' 🤓

Anyone know a Good Shrink in AZ? 🤓😂

jd

Use more Butter in your pan, you get better eggs!

 

[SoJer]

Use more Butter in your pan, you get better eggs!

Aye, but my Cardiovascular-system appreciates me just using a little EVOO from a 'MIsto'..

Now.. when it's Bacon Day, whell.. That's a Grease of another Color.. 🤓 Then we 'splurge' a little.. 'YOLO' and all..

jd