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PICTURES.... Or it isn't true...I have that already, lol!!😃
I knew it. And you always say no bikinis. Truth comes out finally.I have that already, lol!!😃
Let me what them maters look like
No bikinis in the pool, just in the shop!!😉I knew it. And you always say no bikinis. Truth comes out finally.
We need pics.I have that already, lol!!😃
Use more Butter in your pan, you get better eggs!OK, so.. I'm starting to 'get a little Worried' here, guys.. 🤔 Not sure Eggzactly what's going on.. 🤓
I think I've shared before my seemingly-Uncanny 'talent' for - Totally Involuntarily / Unpurposefully - creating 'Egg Sculptures / Art', whence - I swear, with my Hand on the Holy Bible - simply Dropping an Egg into / onto the pan when Cooking 'em.. I Do / Did NOT, in Any way shape or form, 'create' or 'influence' these 'Drops' - they Simply Formed like this, I swear...
My First 'Eggcident':
😂😂😂 I 💩 you not, that's Exactly how it 'landed' / splayed-out...
The only thing I "did" was rotate the photo 90˚, but.. Other than that.. IT 'Created Itself'... 😂
Of course, I Immediately began singing '...Grouuund Controlll to Mayyyjor Tommm...' and then LMAO! 🤓 I mean.. What Are the Odds??!! Lol. OK...
#2 - (in Best David Attenborough Voice) 'The Extremely-Rare Peppered-Egg Moth':
🤓 (or, Could be an 'F-35 on Hyper-ReEntry'.. Either way, IT Created Itself..
3# - 'Which came First - the Quail or the Egg'?
😂
#4 (and again, I Swear - All's I 'did' was drop these two side / side - I did NOT 'form the straps', etc) - "AOC spotted passing thru a TSA checkpoint"..
😂😂😂
#5 (and this one's a Little 'mean', but.. Hey - It Formed itself..) - The Ill-Fated 'Titan Sub'..
🤓🤔 Wait.. How does it 'look like the Titan'? Well...
I know, I know.. 'Terrible, jd!' 🤓 (and Yes - That mod I did..)
..BUT.. Here's the One that has me 'Worried'.. THIS ONE.. I Just 'dropped' THIS AM...
🤔 ..whaHuh?? Look closer...
Ergo: By Golly I sure Hope and Pray that's Not a 'Prophecy Egg!!' 🤓
Anyone know a Good Shrink in AZ? 🤓😂
jd
Use more Butter in your pan, you get better eggs!
WOW........I do NOT miss that place.For the few here that will 'Get this', ie: @Hardcalibres @Aerindel @Sourdough @Steve_In_29 @PaulKersey etc..
https://www.survivalistboards.com/t...1006106/page-6?post_id=22077868#post-22077868 🤓
jd
Yeah, Lots of Train De-Rails over there also...!!!WOW........I do NOT miss that place.
Please........Pretty Please, don't send me back there.
That was a classic "bewildering" (hard to wade through) series of posts.
Bacon Day???! bacon like breathing, got do it everyday & it fits into my high fat/protein diet.Now.. when it's Bacon Day, whell.. That's a Grease of another Color.. 🤓 Then we 'splurge' a little.. 'YOLO' and all..
jd
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