Jokes and Humor

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[Cnsper]

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The only proble m is that is a goose

 

[Sentry18]

The only proble m is that is a goose

Obviously it is a goose suffering from Anitadeaphobia. A goose being watched by a duck I bet.

 

[Sentry18]

 

[CrackbottomLouis]

Meh, I have a rough idea about rounds. The count is 0 for ftf/fte and other malfunctions, and 0 for parts breakages. And I don't have to worry about this:

It's understandable how a dog could mistake it for a chew-toy.

You charging extra for the excellent home stiple job?

 

[buildit]

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If it's ******* looked like that, I doubt it's really missing it too much.

 

[backlash]

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I took me awhile to figure it out and when I went back to look again it took awhile to figure it out again.
It's kind of like that picture "do you see an old woman or a young woman"?

 

[Sentry18]

I took me awhile to figure it out and when I went back to look again it took awhile to figure it out again.
It's kind of like that picture "do you see an old woman or a young woman"?

Yep. And I felt kind of dumb when I did figure it out.

 

[squirrelhunter]

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They shouldn't come to my place because the ducks probably are

 

[squirrelhunter]

I took me awhile to figure it out and when I went back to look again it took awhile to figure it out again.
It's kind of like that picture "do you see an old woman or a young woman"?

It did the same thing to me.

 

[Sentry18]

 

[CrackbottomLouis]

 

[The Innkeeper]

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id be embarrassed to say how long it took. I finally had to turn it sideways to figure it out

 

[Weedygarden]

Meanwhile in Canada... Is this you @BugoutBob?

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This reminds me of my neighbor. It was 11 degrees and he was wearing his winter coat, a hat, gloves and shorts!

 

[hossthehermit]

Thanks for the "sideways" tip, don't think I ever woulda seen it ........

 

[Geezer]

 

[Geezer]

 

[Geezer]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[CrackbottomLouis]

 

[Sentry18]

When it's too cold to play outside but the kids want to build a snowman anyway.

 

[gumpy]

id be embarrassed to say how long it took. I finally had to turn it sideways to figure it out

Hahahaaahahaha! Thanks for the tip. I still hadn't figured it out!

 

[Sentry18]

 

[AdmiralD7S]

@Sentry18 - I know you think firefighters are sub-human, but I can't help but smile when I imagine your future son-in-law pulling you out

 

[Sentry18]

@Sentry18 - I know you think firefighters are sub-human, but I can't help but smile when I imagine your future son-in-law pulling you out

1. Those cops must have been trainees or auxiliary officers because no cop I know will climb into an elevator. They get stuck ALL the time.

2. I don't think firefighters are subhuman.. I just think they get too much recognition for spraying water and throwing out candy in parades. I bet they would be good at washing patrol cars though.

 

[buildit]

 

[Cnsper]

1. Those cops must have been trainees or auxiliary officers because no cop I know will climb into an elevator. They get stuck ALL the time.

2. I don't think firefighters are subhuman.. I just think they get too much recognition for spraying water and throwing out candy in parades. I bet they would be good at washing patrol cars though.

You forgot about them saving cats

 

[Fort]

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