Jokes and Humor

[GrannyG]

 

[phideaux]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Terri9630]

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I pulled a bicep in my sleep and it hurt for WEEKS. Hubby was laughing his rear off.

 

[Sentry18]

I pulled a bicep in my sleep and it hurt for WEEKS. Hubby was laughing his rear off.

Yep, sleep related injuries are real. This is why I have one of those memory foam beds that make you look like this when you wake up:

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

This thread is under construction. We seem to have at least 3 different threads going with the same topic/theme. Please be patient as I merge these three threads into one, using the oldest of the three as the foundation. For now please post, review, and laugh at location linked below. Thank you. If you have any questions please feel free to send me or any of the staff a private message.

https://www.homesteadingforum.org/threads/jokes-and-humor-pics.4921/

 

[Haertig]

 

[Bacpacker]

A little back to the future Eh!

 

[Supervisor42]

I love Royal Caribbean.
They are wonderful dedicated people who will go 'overboard' (pun) making sure you have fun.
We are going to be cruising again with them for about the 9th time in January.
Here's a little nugget.
Only cruisers will get this:

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Haertig]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Supervisor42]

Jim

 

[Sentry18]

 

[WVDragonlady]

I had to send this one to my hubby at work

 

[GrannyG]

 

[Sentry18]

Warning: I wanted to bring it to everyone's attention that there is a woman on this forum who continually sends out suggestive adult themed personal messages. In these messages she is offering a case of ammunition in exchange for various tasks and chores as well as some "adult activities" at the end of the day. There is no place for such things on this forum. Plus it turned out to be only 500 rounds of ammo not a full case and apparently these adult activities just meant playing a card game, eating a snack, and going to be at 9pm.

 

[Haertig]

Wait ... you got 500 rounds? I only got 300!

 

[phideaux]

 

[phideaux]

 

[Support Gunner]

Warning: I wanted to bring it to everyone's attention that there is a woman on this forum who continually sends out suggestive adult themed personal messages. In these messages she is offering a case of ammunition in exchange for various tasks and chores as well as some "adult activities" at the end of the day. There is no place for such things on this forum. Plus it turned out to be only 500 rounds of ammo not a full case and apparently these adult activities just meant playing a card game, eating a snack, and going to be at 9pm.

I already do 2 of those adult things, I might as well get paid ammo for them.

 

[Supervisor42]

Warning: I wanted to bring it to everyone's attention that there is a woman on this forum who continually sends out suggestive adult themed personal messages. In these messages she is offering a case of ammunition in exchange for various tasks and chores as well as some "adult activities" at the end of the day. There is no place for such things on this forum. Plus it turned out to be only 500 rounds of ammo not a full case and apparently these adult activities just meant playing a card game, eating a snack, and going to be at 9pm.

Wait ... you got 500 rounds? I only got 300!

That was funny as hell!
Dave, I guess that's the long and short of it.
(It could be worse, I didn't even get a callback)...

 

[WVDragonlady]

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ok this made me laugh.
Just the other morning I went back into the bedroom to get dressed for the day. I turn the light on and start taking off my pajama top and happen to look out the bedroom window and theres a Doe standing at the tree line watching me strip lol
She stood there the whole time chewing her food and watching me! It was funny
And the dogs didn't bark once at her

 

[Supervisor42]

ok this made me laugh.
Just the other morning I went back into the bedroom to get dressed for the day. I turn the light on and start taking off my pajama top and happen to look out the bedroom window and theres a Doe standing at the tree line watching me strip lol
She stood there the whole time chewing her food and watching me! It was funny
And the dogs didn't bark once at her

You need a pic for that:

 

[WVDragonlady]

Looks just like her!

 

[Sentry18]

 

[phideaux]

Looks just like her!

I bet it's her ears...huh.


Jim